This is why I loved my 2005 Ford Five Hundred. You sit upright in a comfortable seat with nary a blind spot, and it's easy to get into and out of. Exciting? No, but neither did it draw the attention of the cops. Plus, it was based on a Volvo wagon, so it had a nice AWD system.

I was going to mention that, too. All the dates we thought were cool back in grade school are going to come around again: 9/8/76 0r 12:34 at 5/6/78 and so on. I'm sure my grandparents and parents thought dates like 5/4/32 and 2/3/45 were neat, too.

It's one of those movies that has no fat on the bone at all. You could maybe trim a few moments out of it here or there, but every scene is necessary.

It's rather amazing that you can perform the exact same mental gymnastics as Christians yet not realize you're doing so. Those are false analogies, too. Substitute "UFO" for "god." When you do that, you will see more clearly that "disbelieving without proof" is the same as "believing without proof."

If you believe something without proof, that's faith. Where's your proof God does exist? Where's your proof God doesn't exist? Think about it.

Stop giving Sinestro ideas!

I just explained it. How can I be any clearer than that?

Probably because it had to be cajoled into standing still for the photos. Most dogs do that after a while. It's a sign of their uncertainty about what you want them to do.

There's a helpful behind-the-scenes feature at the end. As someone who takes photos of dogs and does videos with animals, it's nice to see the outtakes so people get an idea of how hard it is to get them to cooperate sometimes.

If you believe aliens don't exist without proof, that's also faith.

Aliens with intelligence equal to ours probably exist. That doesn't mean we'll ever meet them, because the barriers of both distance and time are so gigantic. But they're probably out there.

Make it dough.

These come from a neighbor. Merely contemplating the amount of work that goes into them exhausts me.

You haven't seen Road Warrior? Holy shit are you in for a treat. The opening sequence is one of the best silent movies ever made.

Notice the guys who are essentially acting as suicide bombers. It's all high-octane death wish stuff, and allegory for our world today. We are addicted to the oil and are ignoring the fact we are speeding our way to oblivion in a wasteland of our own making.

Let me help you out: It's an allegory.

While it does seem that Pixar does "borrow" from other artists, the production time on their movies is so long that in this case it might be a coincidence.

I like how the girl's emotions are a combination of the parents'.

It's practically the exact same as last year. Nighttime talk show hosts, check. Muppet, check. Pop song hit, check. Soundtrack song hit, check. Dancing kid, check. A couple viral videos, check.

Not sure if serious.