So many typos in this post. You keep writing "Lion King is best" when you clearly meant "Emperor's New Groove is best."

So what I'm hearing is that she doesn't talk about her minivan's engine. I rest my case.

I know how to work on my car, too, but when there's a recall I take it to the mechanic.

When's the last time your aunt talked about the engine size in her minivan?

I remember when Carter announced that the US would be metric by 1980. My school threw out all its math books and bought metric ones. As a result, I never learned the English system and I still struggle with it to this day. The problem is exacerbated by the fact that I worked as a land surveyor for nearly 16 years and…

Problem was compounded by all the people taking advantage of the conversion confusion. Every week the news had stories of gas stations or grocery stores or someplace ripping off people by charging the same amount for a liter that they had charged for a gallon. A lot of people then associated the metric system with…

I was thinking the same thing.

Doubtful. Tapes break too easily to last long. Even the highest-quality ones stretch, which you don't realize until you hear a pristine version of the song you've been listening to on cassette.

Only if you have to wear a helmet to protect your soft skull.

We don't see art in a vacuum. I know one guy who hated Groundhog Day for years because he was on a bad date when he saw it.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Here's the link to the trailer on YouTube for anyone who can't open the video in the article.

Don't bother Apple employees with a problem you're having with an Apple product?

I think the number 8 is the new 13. Windows 8 was a clusterfuck and so far iOS 8 has followed suit. I don't know anyone who actually likes it.

I do watch shows when they air, but then I'm old. However, unlike the days of yore, if I miss one of my favorite shows (which have always been few and far between anyway) I no longer have that little "urp" of anxiety. (Although I did get hosed on Fargo — it stopped being available OnDemand when I was only halfway…

No it's not. It's filled with nitrogen in order to keep the chips fresh and crispy.

Ah, you beat me to it. I should have scrolled down.

It's not air, it's nitrogen, which serves as a preservative. It's one of the reasons why the chips are still crisp by the time they get to the store shelves.

I'm not as enamored of this. Looks like a lot of weird molded plastic on a Buell. It has a real Toro leaf-blower aesthetic to it.

Instagram I get. Twitter I don't. I use it, but it feels like CB radio back in the 70s: if you miss something, it's gone.