I am all in.

Parachutes?

G. All of the above.

It was not the most fun time to be alive. I suppose today has its own terrors for young people, but they aren't world-ending fears.

It's thoughtful that he put turn signals on it, I guess.

Win8 wasn't the devil incarnate, it was Stupidity Personified.

"Just tryin' to keep the conversation lively!"

That was excellent. I'd rather it not be longer. Sometimes short stories should remain short.

Your brother did. That's why she's mad at you.

The Tabitha!

The cooked goose made me laugh out loud. Excellent commercial.

Exactly. I felt like Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park, "You do eventually plan on having Godzilla in your Godzilla movie, right?"

It's not half as entertaining as any previous Godzilla movie.

But that's a function of budget. Once he had $200 million to work with, I expected him to do something that was both interesting and had spectacle. Instead, it's like it turned off his brain entirely. Nothing that happens in Godzilla makes sense, even when you adjust your expectations downward for "giant monster…

It dropped yesterday. I'm watching the commentary with the writers and directors right now, which is really good. I'm disappointed there's no Marvel One Shot, though, and it's pretty light on other extras.

Who do you recommend? Samsung is crap, Panasonic aspires to be crap, both Phillips players broke within two weeks so I returned them for full refunds and I stopped using my JVC because it gets so hot I was afraid it would catch on fire or melt my discs. Sony was my last choice. So far it's working fine, but it's like…

I used to use "Mr. Spock" at the local pizza place. The first couple times I had to explain that I was serious and gave them my actual name and the guy would hear it and say, "Spock it is."

I think they were equally awful.

I just thought it was relentlessly dumb.

Considering that it was made by the same guy who made the superb Monsters, it makes Godzilla even more disappointing.