it’s a dildo. Of course it’s company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo. :)

The Driver was distracted by Kinja’s Infinite Scroll and the 450 clicks it takes to read the comments

Somebody on NPR said the other day that this may be the 1st time he’s ever had anything resembling a boss. His companies are all private and any boards are family members... he’s never had anyone with the power to say “no.” And Congress and the courts (and the voting public) can.

Who wants to take bets on when he just says “fuck it” and starts using lugenpresse?

The CIA have been one of the darkest, most deceitful, most dangerous aspects of the US govt since its inception and have directly/indirectly led us into some of our worst major catastrophes.

Actually no. Most of the country did not want him. He won with less votes than the amount that McCain and Romney both lost with last elections. Essentially he won with 46% of the country in favor of trump and 47% in favor of Hillary. But he won because of the Electoral College and people believing that he is not an…

Fuck you 2016!

So can we all just admit at this point that Assange is just Putin’s tool to wreck democracy?

as of this very moment, i think president circus peanut intends to fuck at least 64,469,963 of us from the oval office.

I wish I were a bear. If I were a bear, I wouldn’t have to listen to politics, or feel guilt, or poop indoors. I could be free to live my life and no one would look at me like I was crazy for tearing a backpacker’s throat out.

You think this is a Marvel Movie problem? Hum ANY tune from a movie in the last 15 years that was a Major Blockbuster, that isn’t done by John Williams. Used to you could throw Danny Elfman in there too, but not any more.

I think the first two Captain America movies had good music. I can hum the “Star-spangled Man with the Plan” in my sleep, while Winter Soldier’s “Take a Stand” music is something that got stuck in my head and I can hum along with.

People keep pointing to the Avengers theme as one of the few memorable MCU score pieces, but my mind keeps going back to only “Driving with the Top Down” from Iron Man.

Seriously. Fuck that guy.

Fuck that guy. Seriously.

That woman now has rabies.

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To be fair, they don’t really need NASA’s help, they’ve gotten pretty far “borrowing” other people’s ships.

Yeah. A lot of things had to go wrong for them to get that F117. It was wet (a known issue) and the enemy was using very long wavelength radar (which was believed to be obsolete and no longer in use). But that only works if they knew the flight path. The US got a little comfortable and was using the same flight paths…