Relax. It’s called a refresh for a reason.

you should do that and then watch your dishwasher bubble itself into oblivion

So you can manage the workload at the outrageous speeds.

Oh fuck right off. You can say “hey, we should rely more on clean energy” without building a wind farm in your back yard.

We will deliver this car in 2017 for $35k if you give us $1000 now....... April fools!!!

I knew about the British recipe. I can also understand hating US chocolate.

I don’t see what you’re seeing. I can’t look at this and see “me too”. What sort of truly original risks should they be taking?

Jalopnik: [shown excessive chrome and swoop designs] Too busy! Too much! What happened to simple designs???

Computers control traffic lights.

I think this week was when I finally realized TWD has jumped the shark.

I wanted to say this, but this is Jalopnik. If it’s not old and/or falling apart, it’s not cool, or so they yell at me.

Easy, this one.

Really — you intuited the last unproven piece of general relativity when you were a child? Wow — what did you go on to do after that? How many Nobels you got there, bro?

I could just about guarantee that the hotel he stayed out didn’t say ANYTHING to corporate.

What probably happened: While he was checking out, he mentioned it to the front desk person. Odds are good all that person heard was “Your new tablets aren’t very secure. I’m a hacker and I totally hacked your lights.” 10…

It’s not particularly wrong when people do this, but it really grinds my gears (get it?) when people use “cost to fill up” as some sort of metric for relative fuel economy. I could not convince someone that their 2015 v6 2wd Silverado would be better on gas than my 04 v8 full time 4wd Jeep, simply because the tank in…

You would sue Amazon?

The free market will force local conditions to be productive again. Simple!

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

What are you a Speciest ?