Even after the Ninja and Shroud signing, it was little more than a blip on their CCU. It was doomed from the get go.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

“but dads have become a culturally acceptable target for gentle mockery and loving parody”

The neat thing about this is it’s the opposite of black magic - it’s extremely easy to do and pretty straightforward. The hard part is just getting the idea.

the reality is, his gifts will pay for many many administrators.

From what I can gather, the Yubari melon is a hybrid made from two types of American Cantaloupe that don’t exist anymore thanks to our terrible agricultural habits.

I’m (a) guy who argued that there’s potentially room in the market for an alternate league because the NFL has turned away more people this year than it has in previous years. You’re free to disprove it, but:

I looked at the schedule posted in this article and immediately thought: “That’s what pretty much every worker out there does.”

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

Jesus Christ that Vine is awful

Is the deal for Bioshock The Collection a typo? I got it on BF for $30 and was a bit put off I could have gotten it for $20 now but when I clicked the link it said it was $39.99. Unless there’s a cartwheel or other coupon I missed that gives you an additional $20 off.

Is the deal for Bioshock The Collection a typo? I got it on BF for $30 and was a bit put off I could have gotten it…

Ratatatata.

A reporter has no name.

20 Minutes. My rapist took only about 15. That was >40 years ago, and I’ve never forgotten. These rapists think they are blameless. It only took 20 minutes, why is the rest of my life in ruins. BECAUSE THE REST OF MINE IS RUINED. POS

Are you mad that these young people are playing a game and making all the money they need to live? Would you rather they clean toilets at unhealthy levels? What shitty, soul crushing disappointment do you go to every day to pay your bills?

We're looking at a future NBA dominated by guys named Tacko Fall and Thon Maker and other word combinations you might say when having a stroke.