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Is he still allowed to own a team on NBA2k14?

This is why when Yankees insist on making fun of people in the South, I just laugh. We have REAL BBQ and Chick-Fil-A readily available at all times. Granted, you own us in the pizza game but that doesn't compare.

Whelp, there it is. The Sabre Pyramid is destined to be the #2 best selling tablet since all others will be banned from sale in the US when Apple starts to enforce this design patent.

Anyone who attempts to put ketchup on a grilled bratwurst deserves to have the bottle explode in their face. That's not a prank, it's justice.