Oh boy, stay strong.

I love you.

Come to New Orleans. All of them are nuts there, it is code.

Thanks for imagery-induced spontaneous orgasm, yo.

"I got my flippy floppies."

Justin Beiber has a perfume? Awesome. I've always wanted to walk around smelling like gym socks and entitlement.

salt on watermelon too ..... Trussst!

Oh man, I used to buy this strawberry soda with pepper at a health food store. It was insanely delicious.

Here - I'll help everyone out. The following is a focus group questionnaire that ought to be circulated among plus-size women in order to determine WHY this dilemma exists and what to do about it:

I love this comment, too. It cannot be overstated how often plus size women have to make the choice between searching far and wide for something we actually like or settling for what's available when we need something. And, as hard as it is to build a wardrobe up to a size 24, it gets even *more* difficult after…

Not every plus size women has the option, or even knows what it's like to buy a pair of premium denim or high quality pants. I now know, thanks to another commenter, Nordstrom carries up to a size 24 in quality jeans, and while I can probably fit those now i wouldn't have been able to a couple years ago. And I think…

whats the deal with manufacturers thinking that over size 14 women have a genetic shift to a love for leopard print and fucking grandma spangles? Also they break the laws of physics in that large summer separates are made in unbreatheable fabrics.

I really know this will not be a popular opinion, and I'm decked out in my wellies and rain coat in preparation for the sh*tstorm, but here goes:

Quantities. Even big name high end labels don't make as much product as a lower level mass market. The more you make, the lower the price mills will charge you. So instead of taking the chance, they'd rather just crank out more pieces in smaller sizes to get as much out of their quantity comes first.

This is.... everything I would do in one dress if I wanted to make something look completely awful on me.

As a plus sized lady, I would like to say I don't want high end shit. I want affordable shit that doesn't look like it came out of a garbage dump from the 70s. Fuck you, giant flowers over everything! Who is the asshole who started that? Do they think I'm trying to camouflage myself as a fucking garden? I don't want…

Maybe for women who were in straight sizes when they were younger and then had to jump to plus when they got older. For ladies who have been heavy since they were younger? They know they need plus-sized shit and want to look decent.

This article didn't sit well with me for some reason. I've never expected high end brands to start making plus size clothes, and it doesn't excite me when they do because I can't afford high end clothing.

THIS. Just because I'm fat doesn't mean I need to glitter/shimmer/get my embellishments on. That shit hasn't been cool for over 20 years.

What I want to know is why so many plus size clothes have hideous spangles stuck all over them. It's a menace!