Totally co-signed. I LOVE sexting with the right guy. Almost as good as sexy IM'ing (we need a verb for that). I do much better work in the printed word than on the phone....

Justin Bieber has "E! Hollywood Special" written all over him. I can't imagine anything good is going to happen in his future. He seems to think he's going to rebound and become the next Justin Timberlake, but he's really going to end up as a creepy version of Michael Jackson just with more South American hookers and…

My MIL gave me a "historical roots of modern paganism" calendar last year for Christmas. In that simple gesture, she recognized a) I had pagan leanings b) I loved history and c) that I needed to be shown she wasn't going to judge.

My Hitachi Magic Wand was the best purchase of 2013. When I die, throw it out (if I die soon.. I don't know how long those things last). But really, it seems like weird extra baggage from the dead wife. New relationship, new sex toys.

Anyone else sick of dealing with friends who forget you exist until they're single/sad/in need of cheering up? Lately, I feel like I've just been used as a crutch for people to lean on until they're happy again, and then they fade into the distance. Then it repeats all over again. Of course, when I'm going through a…

I've always considered a compliment to be the best free gift you can give anyone. And it makes you feel good too! So long as it is sincere of course. I compliment anything I like. A fellow subway rider's pretty earrings, chic boots on the stranger at the bar, pretty hair on a new client. If you are thinking it, and…

Same thing here - two months though but a very intense two months - turned on a dime and did not see it coming. I felt stupid for how much it hurt and it has taken me awhile to get over it (year later now). He turned into an epic jackass but it's hard to see the obvious when you still think about a particularly strong…

A ball at the League of Justice sounds like the best time EVAR. Except when Aquaman jumps in the punchbowl and tries to swim.

My daughter is 14, and she is tall enough that she has to wear an adult-sized costume. I went looking with her, and we ended up, after a fruitless hour, buying a Roman goddess costume because she would wear pants under it (it gets really, really cold here in late October) and it was one of the only ones she was…

I felt the same way when I found that my ex was cheating on meduring our marriage using the men4men part of craigslist for quickies and one night stands.

Running up and down the stairs is testing for angle and depth for fatal tripping purposes. Bouncing on the bed to check how much weight would be required to smother them in their sleep.

HELLS YEAH! Get it, internet stranger!

I had some great sex on Thursday night w/ my fuck buddy. I had 4 orgasms within the span of an hour which is a pretty big accomplishment for me and then he even stayed and held me longer than normal. Gonna call him up again for more later this week. :)

Hell Yeah! I got unceremoniously dumped by my boyfriend of only one month on Wednesday. Completely out of the blue. And what did I do? I went on dates with two super nice guys this week, and slept with both! Take that, jerk! What made it all the better is that both guys were waaaaaay hotter than the jerk, waaaaay…

The king and I finally had a kid-free house last night....

I met mine off of OKC a few years ago, and, long story short, we are now in love and engaged. However, we've had to spend the past five months in a long distance relationship, with probably another four or five months to go, waiting on the immigration process and hoping the government shutdown doesn't screw everything…

I've been weary about doing this. Is this someone that you had been communicating with, or did you just set your broadcast and meet him tonight? I haven't had sex in a long, long, long time, and I am thinking seriously about just going for it.

Lemon meringue pie all the way.