No and I'm surprised I haven't had to pull food off her. I do have to clean up snot bubbles. She's quite proficient at those.

Done it with a small to average - he was not real good, but more for other reasons than dick size.

.Can't stand the word lovemaking, don't know why. And it's not as though I've never had intense, sensual, connected, emotional sex with someone I love. I have but I just prefer to describe it as having sex. Anybody else out there think the same?

My 19-year old old lady has the perpetual snots right now. Ugh! But she is on antibiotics and it is improving. It has however, earned her the nickname SnotGirl. Hmmm... I think I feel a new superhero coming on.

I will:

You sound like my sister who's getting married in November. I just had to remind the MOH when we were discussing BM dresses that Sis absolutely doesn't want a shower. She will have one thanks to our favorite aunt insisting on it but Sis is attending under duress. Last thing she told me to pass on to Aunt is "There…

ewwwww! Brain Bleach needed!

Cooking - any technique - in the nude is fraught with danger. :)

I'm not ashamed or grossed out about my period or anyone else's. I am not saying that women on their periods should remain cloistered at home until their flow is over. I'm just trying to wrap my brain around how this happens. That is all.

Being that band-aids, weaves and fake nails are exposed to more stresses and wear and tear, it doesn't surprise me that they would be found in a public pool. They are OUTSIDE the body where someone/something could snag them and pull them off. Diapers - same thing, but I would hope/wish that a parent, whose baby lost a…

What the hell is happening that used tampons are in the water? If you can't keep the tampon in you then maybe you should rethink your menstrual supplies or wait until Aunt Flo has gone home before you visit the water park. I don't intend to shame anyone here but this affects the other visitors to the park, employees…

I teach upper level secondary sciences, i.e. Biology II, Chem I, and Chem II. There are things students should know before they take my classes. The curriculum I am required to teach does not have time built into it for me to reteach these prerequisite items. Please tell me the secret of adding time to the day so I…

Browsing the interwebs adding pics to my mental spank bank. Ben Affleck for the win!

Hah! Grandpa Style - I love it. I rocked my dad's baby blue tuxedo shirt - with a ruffled front, wide collar, and cuff links to high school on occasion. Daddy Style! (The ruffles were at least a flat pleated type of ruffle.)

I usually get told "Gee Ms. TriLamGirl" you haven't changed much - you still look the same" then they add some goofy comment to the end. but I do still look a lot like I did in high school - a benefit to being a big girl that avoids the sun - no wrinkles yet. I have updated the wardrobe though.

I teach at my HS alma mater so my senior portrait gets put into the school paper every other year or so around Homecoming when they do the feature "Which Graduate is This?" Lovely times I must say. :P The commentary from the students on the teacher pictures is often quite entertaining.

This is where teaching high school is different. The sarcasm can be used, just judiciously.

No sexcussion but a big knot on my head and sore spot on his jaw. Not that a little concussion would have stopped us then. ;P

It has depended on who I'm with. Some I've wanted to watch while others I didn't. One ex-TriLamBoy was a whole foot taller than me, which led to issues - I wanted eye contact, he wanted major boob action. Most of the time with him I did both because he was good and I just wanted to feel. But I couldn't do the serious…

Ah yes. My home state doing all it can to advance human rights.