Jezebel/Splinter’s wholesale post-hoc embrace of Warren now that she’s out of the race/Bernie’s way is very Jezebel/Splinter.

Our first woman president will be a VP who steps into office because one of these old white men kick off. It’s really depressing that’s where we need to start, but I’m beginning to think there’s no other way.

We are totally ready to have a female President.

One of the things the producers said in the after show is that this season they tried to highlight a number of things that used to exist and don’t any longer. Like those pigeons.  None of us has ever seen anything like that, though it was common two hundred years ago or so.

What a lazy hot take.

As part of his duty to call a militia to arms to protect the property of a tyrant, the British king, Jamie calls on a neighbor in the North Carolina colony. I see this episode, derived almost exclusively from the novel, as a cautionary tale. Let’s call it, “The Death of a Tyrant.” Beardsley has made his living, and it…

If you like it you should accompany people like me when we have to buy cars and stuff. 

I don’t want to say that anyone deserves aggressive lung cancer, but if it had to be anybody then I’m glad it’s Rush Limbaugh. I can’t wait for him to enter the bad place and experience butthole spiders and chainsaw bears.

The first thing I thought of was when he raped that woman in Colorado. She was not able to push forward with her testimony because of all of the threats against her.  Nobody cared about her welfare, only that of their sports idol.

Horrible for his kids, but I find it very hard to summon sympathy for this rapist son-of-a-bitch

RIP

True, and yet it feels like the one I was born to write.

...that is not a sentence I expected. today, tomorrow, or EVER.

I’m an ectopic pregnancy survivor. I spent days feeling unwell, thinking it was the return of menstrual cramps (I had recently stopped nursing my one year old and was expecting my period) -until one morning I couldn’t even sit down. Had I not googled my symptoms and sent sceen grabs to my ex, he wouldn’t have believed…

CATASS AND I DEMAND THE CHIEF QUEEF BRIEF!

As a WOC, I find it kind of annoying that any time there are women fighting for reproductive rights in any capacity it’s completely discounted if they are white. It’s a weird take. In the fight to come we need all the allies we can get. You can both want more diversity and applaud all activism. It’s not mutually…

And don’t count on men (or some women) to be our allies in this fight. We are mostly on our own. And some of us see it coming. For now, it’s going to be reproductive rights denied. But if we ever face a “birth” crisis or the inevitable dystopia that global climate change will bring forth; we have a whole host of…

Oh, this is the exact response they were anticipating. This was every news station in the country’s E block, and it was far cheaper than running a commercial for the show.

How the City of Santa Monica didn’t anticipate this?  That’s a good question.  Not entirely sure if there is anything legal the city could’ve done…

Jia was really bratty in the comments, but she’s a damn good interviewer and writer. I also love to see fmr Jez writers move up in the world so get it girl. 

Seriously. Why are we doing this?

It’s Donald Trump all over again