I was kind of hoping one of the Hollands would say: “we just want to see some justice for Barb”. That would have blown the lid off the KFC bucket.

Stop it just STOP it you two!

I can’t stop seeing Samwise Gamgee hooking up with Veronica Sawyer.

I must confess, as a woman named Janet with a brother named Michael, the Jackson connection for the show title never dawned on me for a moment. Also, I relish the way this show is making my name cool.

Hush and finish your frozen yogurt before it melts.

Pro tip: If you don’t already watch her YouTube channel you need to start. She’s hilarious. And profound and awesome and cool. But mainly hilarious.

Trump wanted to save the British baby that was brain dead, but this little brown girl who has spent her entire life in America? Nah, f$&k her.

In the correct timeline, no. Hillary Clinton is also president there. But here, in the darkest timeline, their relationship was destroyed like all of our hopes and dreams.

Kid Rock and Ted Nugent should run for Dumbident and Vice-Dumbident of Dipshitistan.

There’s also a lot of juices and snacks in that bathroom for me, a human being who prefers to do my shitting and my eating in distinct areas. And who stores their toothbrush IN the sink? Do you leave it there when you wash your hands, and let the soapy wastewater douse it?

Can she and Malala get together and run the world please?

She has a science room. And reads the MIT Department of Materials Science and Engineering for funsies. She named her experiment after the Greek goddess (Titan) of fresh water.

My brother told me a few years ago that he has a trick he uses to keep from saying offensive things — whenever he wants to say something “politically incorrect,” he thinks, “Would Ad Infinitum get mad at me for this?” and if he decides I would, he doesn’t say it.

Interesting side note: If you read the book Blackout by Sarah Hepola (which is a legitimately good book) you discover she is friends with Stephanie March and Stephanie’s marriage is mentioned a few times - not in any detail but it was a weird little “Oh yeah celebrities are real people and if someone’s husband is…

Let’s just talk logistics: there is zero way a teenager with a box of Nice & Easy dye could go from blue to blonde, especially with fresh blue dye. Zero. Zip. Not happening. Anyone who has ever dyed their hair ever would know this.

I use MyFitnessPal on my iPhone for this. I’m fortunate in that calorie counting has allowed me to lose over 45 pounds in the past 18 months. Making it an option is definitely key.

“I just don’t want this to turn into a witch hunt,” said Woody Allen, frantically looking for a place to hide his broom and cauldron...

Woody Allen needs to clarify a lot of things for us then.

Ronan Farrow has The New Yorker piece with multiple women on the record about Weinstein. I have no doubt he is also working on an investigative piece about Woody, his father/brother-in-law.