I’ll take Millennials over the war mongering, hypocritical, ineffective Baby Boomers we have now. Shit, I’d settle for Gen X at this point. (The sweet spot are the few years between those though.)

All that term limits do is kill off a reservoir of experience and eliminate the few “good eggs” in Congress.

It is like Christmas, except that Christmas only comes once a year, while, apparently, this stuff now happens to them all the time.

‘Congratulations, I’ll pray for our child,’speaks volumes.

Fortunately for her, he has to sell his business to keep his job.

Q: How surprised should we be that Trump has hired a Director of Communications who: 1. has no idea how “off-the-record” works; 2. thinks he can get a reporter to divulge sources by threatening to fire his own staff; 3. doesn’t understand that a document with the title of Public Disclosure can be disclosed to the…

I like to imagine myself being Ryan Lizza. Like that call - how many of those are you going to get in your career? And you can’t be giddy or flabbergasted. You just have to hold it together somehow. That’s like journalist Christmas.

Of course he did. Why would he waste time on a little non-event like the birth of his child when he could have a front-row seat to an aspiring fascist dictator indoctrinate children?

That baby needs to get out of the NICU, pull himself up by his bootstraps and get a goddamn job! #nofreeloadingbabies

I think in the case of The Mooch his absence is probably preferable

“This guy is a serious asshole.”

Let’s be real though, she was probably elated he wasn’t there. I asked my obgyn to leave the room because I thought he was condescending. I can’t even fathom having to push out a 6 pound life form through my cervix with the freaking Mooch in the room.

I love complete pieces of shit that “pray”

Toby would say this:

Ooooo a divorce AND a pregnancy in this story? God, I love other people’s drama...especially when they’re clearly a*sholes

I wish Mrs. The Mooch and her baby well. And by “well”, I mean her lawyers take the Mooch to the cleaners and never look back. Leave him with nothing but his foul mouth and vile reputation.

Jesus Christ. My ex missed the birth of our daughter because he was stuck in an airport in Ireland, en route from Afghanistan. That is a perfectly honorable and respectful reason to miss the birth of your child. Being absent due to service to the objectively worse US president, in terms of competency and pretty much…

I mean this makes perfect sense to me. The child is no longer unborn, so he no longer cares

Ha, my newly-16-year-old who got her license 2 weeks ago and absconded with my car immediately (I get it like 20 minutes per day, for urgent errands...) doesn’t even like to hold babies. She puts them and their small seemingly-easily-breakable bones in the same category as chihuahuas, birds hamsters, rabbits & other…

But wait wait wait wait, it DID backfire! Zinke threatened Alaska without remembering that Murkowski controls the DeptInterior’s purse strings.