Whale hello there! Go back in for the krill!

I just saw a large segment about this with Auntie Rachel, and it is truly a trip to Crazytown. Apparently, part of the problem is that the lawyers Cheeto Hitler was able to hire are not Washington constitutional scholars, since all of the big DC firms bounced him when his people came sniffing around looking for…

This is so sad. There is a way to set up a system where someone comes to the house once in a while and checks to make sure that everything’s OK, or to help if they need support. How could you just take away someone’s kids? Very few people are better off in foster care. The foster care system, at least in NY, is broken…

Betsy DeVos is, quite simply, a moron. It is horrifying that a woman who isn’t qualified to be an elementary school principal (she has a business degree/BA in political science, which...no) is responsible for our education system on the national level. She should be ashamed of herself for having the gall to accept…

Sellout. I only shoplift from local mom & pop stores, or the neighborhood farmer’s market. Keep it in your community!

Glioblastomas are just a bad way to go, and you will definitely go from them in a fairly short time period. I’m so sorry for him and his family.

You may disagree with him politically, but anybody who went through what he did in Vietnam deserved to die in his sleep after a long retirement.

Could this explain his strange questioning during the Comey hearing?

I don’t know why Natalie is no longer in the role, but it does strike me as a little odd/less authentic to have a British woman playing a Jewish American woman rather than a Jewish American woman playing a Jewish American woman.

With Jabba as middle aged, old and dead Scalia.

Actually, RBG was quite the dish when she was younger, as the kids used to say:

Robe One?

Perfect excuse to break out my favorite McConnell gif:

This is super fucked up. Seriously. What is your life that you have to conspire to steal an ancient tortoise from a zoo?

I don’t know who is responsible for this gif

I hear the case is slowly progressing.

Good for him. My dad, if he were still around, would have insisted on calling her “Doctorette” I loved my dad, but he was a pure product of the ‘50s.

My dad doesn’t watch Doctor Who but knows what it is about. I was explaining regeneration to him and said a new actor was taking the role. A lot of people were upset. He asked why and I said guess. It’s a woman was what he said. I told he he was right. He just shook his head and called them assholes.

A 10 year off/on/off/on relationship may have died its final death over the casting of this character. I am remarkably unbothered by that fact.

It’s a show I would watch
47-year-old Mariah ditching high school with her 16 y.o. girlfriends.
Arguing with her 35-year-old Mom.
Mariah secretly convinced she could pass for 16.
Everyone playing along.

It’d break Twitter.

I read it as ‘unpleasant surprise’ at first. I was all ‘huh, that is surprisingly honest, but good for you Mindy.’. Turns out it is just too later be trying to make sense of words.