I would like to raise Paul Ryan’s awareness of the time, energy, and motherfucking money we have poured into the treatment of our autistic child over the last decade. We’re lucky that our insurance has paid for good doctors and a talk therapist, but they wouldn’t cover the occupational therapy that would have been so…

Like everything else in the universe, males are the default, so the autism diagnosis relies primarily on how the condition presents in boys. Since it presents differently in girls, they are woefully underdiagnosed. I’m glad you finally got your diagnosis.

I have to block off an entire afternoon and evening for a Last Unicorn viewing. I’m absolutely wrecked and worthless for the rest of the day.

That movie hooked me on unicorns for lyfe. “I remember you...” Oh God, I’m crying.

I beg my children to go to bed so I can follow them into oblivion. I looooooove going to bed. I don’t go to sleep right away—I enjoy an hour-ish of reading first, but man, does it ever feel great to get in bed.

I’m not a morning person; neither am I a night person. I suppose I scarcely qualify as a person.

Whaaaaaat? No stranger has EVER offered me cocaine. Some girls have all the luck. :(

I’m such an #OldLady. I did a few squats yesterday and my legs still hurt. Also, am very excited for Trading Spaces to return. #OwMyHip

Vern Yip was my DIY crush. Pleeeeaaaaase let Vern come back.

I can’t tell you how inconsolable I was when I broke my straight A streak in the 4th grade. In health class. HEALTH CLASS. Devastated barely scratches the surface.

Jerry is so much better for her.

Stars for everyone! Thanks for the giggle.

Whomp whomp.

The bag on the head is for the same reason hanging executions had a hood placed over the head before death—hanging does gruesome things to the face. Not knowing this person’s life, he may have chosen to do it at work because he lived alone and wanted to be found. The bag was a courtesy for those who found him. The…

You don’t know it, kid, but you threw that block for a lot of people. Vaya con dios, young warrior.

Kim’s boobs look ... pained.

That’s true to an extent, but while some faiths embrace the concept of “mystery” (Catholics, etc), Mo-Mo’s make vigorous effort to explain everything about their religion intellectually. Commandments against coffee and tea, for example? They claim those are bad for you, so that’s why God doesn’t want you do drink…

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful story. Thank you.

Textbook example of Mormon mental gymnastics. I grew up hearing this kind of shit. They start with a religious premise (women should be at home raising the babehs) and try to twist reality around to “intellectually” support the guideline/commandment.

I could see that being the case. How else do you explain the co-existence of humans, mammoths, dinosaurs, etc? Genetic engineering, that’s how.

I thought they’d all been murdered at least twice!