Which is probably why the Nobel Prize for Harmonica went to my neighbor Shady Pete. Bob’s lucky the committee threw him that “literature” bone, since he couldn’t win for the category where his heart is.

Everyone knows that the afterlife has a strong liberal bias.

This is delightfully bitchy.

That dress is amazing. I wants it for my own.

This movie. THIS MOVIE. The scene when Salieri describes the serenade with the oboe note changed everything about how I hear music. And still, when I hear that piece, I hear Abraham’s dialogue with it, and I cry.

Headline says Michael, should be Matthew. #correction #sorrytobethatguy

I definitely wear less makeup when my skin is in good shape. I got waaaay into makeup for a few years before finally seeing the dermatologist about my adult acne. Then things got clear and I didn’t touch my foundation for months. Then I got off my skincare regime and I’m back on the Estee Lauder.

I loved those shoes then; I love them still. Those shoes are the one fond thought I have relating to Sarah Palin.

Yes. He lived to tell the tale.

Kate knows what’s up.

To this day, I’m stricken with envy by my mom’s week-long hospital stays. Meals in bed and highly trained professionals to help look after the newborn? Yes, please. I’ll never forget coming home with my second child, 36 hours after giving birth, to a screaming toddler, a sink full of dishes, and the laundry I’d…

Probably true! My kids are huge boob aficionados, so I see no reason why the eventual grands will be any different.

I kept my first with me, but I learned my lesson and baby #2 was sent to the nursery at night and wheeled in to nurse. Having a baby is brutal and exhausting and babies aren’t exactly known to have sympathy for your post-partum recovery. Mamas, get your snooze on.

Great tip! Maybe I’ll save up and buy myself two of those for my retirement. I’d certainly want to display such works of art on special occasions, as seems to be the case in that photo.

As a woman who has an age, I say “let those bosoms fly!” Her rack is incredible. If mine looked that good, I’d never cover my cleavage. Moar fluffy, bounteous boobs, plz.

Agree that saying she looks 21 is not a compliment and is insulting the intelligence of readers. Either that, or Bobby knows some really rough 21 year olds. She is an absolutely beautiful mature woman. There’s nothing wrong with being both older and lovely. I hope I look that good at 70!

Your opinion is incredibly misguided. Authors tend toward introversion and social anxiety. We are observers and commentators. Many of us use pen names because we do not wish to link our work to our “real” identities for any number of reasons. Women writers, you may not be surprised to learn, are often subjected to…

Shut your goddamn mouth. That is a bin full of delicious. There are many things SC does wrong; food is not one of them.

Oh no, sir. We heard every word you said. Bad mic? We should’ve been so lucky.