I think I’m probably too old to try MDMA at this point in my life, so spare a happy thought for an old broad who’s a little jealous of your adventure. Enjoy your evening and follow the tips from these smart people!

I voted Bernie in our primary, and will be there with bells on to vote for Hillary in the general. I’m one of those who still thinks they’re both good candidates. It will be a pleasure to help elect our first Madam President.

I’ve known some very dignified potatoes in my day.

Clarissa’s got some s’plainin’ to do!

The rest cure was actually pretty horrifying. Weeks-to-months in bed with NOTHING to do. No reading material, no visitors, nothing “stimulating,” no getting up to use the commode or bathe. NOTHING. Just the bed (usually in a hospital, so the room was sterile, too) and bland soups delivered by a nurse. Women who were…

I’m not even mad at that middle name. Rosebanks sounds like a legit fancy person last name that could have been on their family tree. Overall, solid baby name. Good job, Anne.

I think he borrowed that coat from his dad.

I don’t think that tan is covering up perfectly healthy pink skin. I think he’s concealing something, like the jaundice of being so full of hate and bile.

Heavens, no. I’m kinky, not perverted.

I’m sorry. That sounds dreadful. :( I wish my spouse would be reasonable about recognizing the risk.

Patrick the wombat riding in a wheelbarrow is just the best.

Oh hi, sweetie! Maybe if you don’t smoke in the garage tonight we can do that thing you’ve been wanting to try. *wink*

Good on you for being a considerate cigar user. I’m much more tolerant of the smell when it’s wafting around outside and not seeping into my home around the edges of the garage door, as is too frequently the case here. Again, my beef with the whole cigar thing is entirely personal annoyance at the encroachment of the…

Look, I’m down with whatever vice adult people want to consume in moderation, and I’m well aware of the longevity of Mr. Burns, as well as that of Granny Mimi over at the old folks’ home who attributes her 103 years to her daily Jack Daniels and nightly prayers. Every curve has its outliers, and huzzah for those who…

Cigars are real and actual garbage. Mr. TCS is a cigar smoker and I haaaaaaaaate them. He has to partake in the garage (or on the porch in warmer months), and the smoke still manages to stink up my house. Further, he is delusional about the health risks involved in his trash hobby. He claims that cigar smoking is…

Narcissism for the win this time? Whatever works. Glad to hear the young lady is doing well.

Holy shit. Thank you for your final sentence, otherwise I’d have been haunted by this all day. :(

Oh, good. This is what my life was missing. Now I can die in peace.

While recently going through a box of my old stuff, I found a New In Package! blank 90-minute Maxell cassette tape. I was going to toss it, but my husband stayed my hand, insisting it could be worth something. I’m incredulous, so I still haven’t checked. The kids were delighted to see this relic from an ancient era.

... are you suggesting that Obama is trying to slide A CANADIAN onto the Supreme Court of these United States?!?


(we could probably use one)