I know, right? Given how automatic his actions were and his confusion at my response, my friend and I deduced that this is probably how he’d been having sex since his teens. Arrested sexual development?

The juxtaposition of youthful car sex and middle-aged car sex is... *chef’s kiss*

My junior year of high school I convinced my very well behaved boyfriend (a senior) to cut class for the first time in his life so we could go to a park and make out. This park was in a neighboring town, far from anyone we knew, so we thought. It was 9 am and he was on his back in the gazebo with me straddling him and…

Mental note: put tarp on table, THAN get busy.

Man, I feel bad for the high school kids working at all the theaters he and his ex defiled over the years. Ugh, cleaning that up?

I have two, more than 20 years apart...

Pretty rude of him to disrespect one of Fincher’s better movies like that.

I was casually dating this guy who had a penchant for getting a little busy in parking lots. We’d go to state parks, municipal parking lots, movie theaters, and just park off to the side. It was never like, P-in-V boinking (we’d do that at my house, which was often far from where we went on dates) so I just figured he…

Mine’s probably mundane, but photography lab at a state university. Early 90s. No one caught us. We’d graduated to the lab from “back of a ‘79 Mustang on a rural dirt road”. Moving up in the world!

20-something. Sex in a cemetery. We got caught by the night watchman\groundskeeper\whatever he was. Lit us up with one of those super bright floodlight lanterns. Felt like time stood still. All the guy said was “Finish up and get out out of here or I’m calling the cops.” and he walked away. He seemed very nonchalant…

Your aunt is an evil genius and this is a winner.

My story is from the Other Side of public sex (as in, I wasn’t the one having it).

The man and I have been frisky out and about more than once balconies, gondola, car but only one was a disaster. We go camping one fall weekend and the place is deserted, as in there are only two tents in a section meant for 50. So after a few drinks and around midnight we decide to get frisky on the picnic table. Slip…

Just saying, there’s no way to read that last sentence that isn’t at least a little weird.

This is more of a weird public sex coincidence but once I fucked a guy in his car after a party, I’m pretty sure he just tossed the condom out the window because he was gross. Then a few weeks later I got a job interview, and when I got to the interview I realized we had parked right in front of that building. 

I will preface this by saying the intended public sex act did not occur.

Apparently, it was a jab at the old man claiming to be healthy. Biden wasn’t my first choice either, but to paraphrase Rummy,
You go to vote with the candidate you have, not the candidate you might want or wish to have at a later time.

On the ballot thanks to Republican operatives! The morons actually believe this will siphon younger voters from Biden. Is Kanye even relevant to the youths these days?

Yeah, I don’t get the snark over Biden (and the DNC) being — y’know — fucking responsible by not having a bunch of people all in one location for no good reason to have a convention, especially when Milwaukee trends for COVID-19 are heading in the wrong direction... am I missing something?

The Biden campaign took one look at this madness happening in Wisconsin and said hell no.