Studying multiple foreign languages: can confirm.

Don't get me wrong, I was heartbroken about it for a while (while simultaneously never doubting that it was the right decision). But I have absolutely no doubt that if I'd stayed with him out of guilt, we would have ended up divorced before 30. I wish we could be friends, but he doesn't seem to want to be, and that's…

I've been there and it sucks. Sorry. But think about it this way: you're holding back because of the guilt, but what are your other options? You can't stay with this guy and eventually marry him because you feel bad. That wouldn't make either of you happy. And you should do it before he visits. Think how uncomfortable…

Like when you fall UP the stairs and people are like "...sure..."

Ah, you people just get me.

And furniture? Has anyone else ever hit themselves in the face with a (still, completely unmoving) shelf?

That's a very impressive list, but I'm struggling to get past the horror of SEVERING YOUR TONGUE. Wow. At least you're now an urban legend?

Wait...do other people NOT accidentally punch themselves in the face frequently?

Well, having read this thread, I fucking love you.

I almost had a similar moment to this. I was experiencing...technical difficulties...with a sex-friend and he asked if the only other guy I'd slept with previously had been smaller than him (i.e. is my huge dong the problem?)....No, dude. Really, really, no.

This is an excellent point I'd never considered before.

I'm 21, in the UK, graduating this year. I really don't think you'd be seen as 'the old one'. I'm graduating this year and I have no idea what I'll do afterwards - it's a scary time where you're expected to be an adult, but without the experience and support to know how to adult! I wouldn't worry about never having…

Here is what I have taken from this thread: Your sister is evil and abusive. You are genuinely ill, and there is no shame in that. Your parents are horrible and if they enable her like that, they deserve her. Run for the hills, you don't need this drama and abuse in your life. Find people who treat you with the…

Unless that means you can pay them in monopoly money, they can fuck right off.

Well, it is supposed to be the most special day of your life...

I'm not against it in theory, but have never smoked because I worry I'll have a weird reaction and don't like the idea of not being in control. You know when isn't the time or place to work through that anxiety? Unexpectedly and at work!

I live with 22 year old men. I was so confused to discover an empty Axe can in the recycling. I honestly didn't realise anyone used it after hitting 16....

I love the way you think, Bears. We have a lot in common. Not sure I can commit to a full-blown internet friendship, though...

Oh god. So precious. You have killed me with the cute from that teeny face!

Obviously if it's your song then you should have that, but I'd love to see the look on grandma's face when it starts "Love of mine, someday you will die"