I'm not sure, really. This guy was not British, and said that when I say knickers it sounds 'naughty'. Are you getting the creepy vibe yet?

Those two words together form the Voldemort of phrases.

Slightly off topic, but since you brought it up can we please talk about how creepy the word 'panties' is? Maybe it's because I'm British, so I'm not used to hearing it, but I'm pretty sure there is nothing less sexy than being asked 'can I take off your panties?'

While I regret the damage to your keyboard, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a bit proud.

Well, I can now sleep easy in my bed knowing how much you believe these posts. Thanks!

Oh wow. That must have been a fun class. "How to avoid accidentally selling your classmates: Introduction"

It seems fairly self-explanatory...

True romance is always comparable to firearms.

I audibly squealed. Tiny baby hands! Fatherly love!

Truly majestic!

What a sweetie. This is my dream dog. I shall give him a civilised human name like Eric or Jonathan.

I'm 21. Remember what 21 year old guys are like? God, no.

No problem. I love the original advert (and how it has nothing to do with what it's selling), but this is just gold. Particularly if you show it to people who think they are seeing the real advert, then watch their faces...

Did you stab him in a blind rage? Because I think we'd all be on board with that.

IT'S STILL TOO SOON!

I think you should start a blog of 1 sentence film reviews. I would read it.

Nope, I think there are a lot of us. For example, on this SNSF I posted a ridiculous problem that was pretty much all in my own head. And I still got replies and advice! You can't beat it. After one year of sitting in my room being miserable, this IS my undergrad way of coping!

That is a good idea. I assumed that was obvious, but I might have to make it a bit clearer. Thanks for this - I am now aware of how much I overreacted in my freak-out, but since I have a history of attracting guys who are super lets-have-all-the-babies serious, I scare easily!

These are all good points, and having slept on it, I was definitely overreacting. I think since I'm used to guys either wanting to sleep with me and never see me again OR wanting to marry me and make all the babies, I find it difficult to imagine them wanting anything in between. Hence the 'run awaaaay!' feeling when…