Given the choice, wouldn't we all rather should about something with a high chance of unidentified STD?

Something about this comment made me miss England so much. It's just so British.

That big grin is infectious! What a sweetie.

It's difficult to say...maybe we need more pictures to assess her properly?

Oh, I know. I'm fully prepared to revise that statement as I go along. But 17 is a particularly assholish age, in my opinion

As I said to a friend who recently tried to apologize for a grudge from many years ago:

Exactly. She looks so happy - she's a beautiful woman. I hate that trolls bitching about how she is 'almost obese' are overshadowing her decision to be a role model for her daughter.

This!

Not the point (and that does sound unbearably annoying) but kudos to your sister for moving a room full of people to tears. That's some talent.

Put me down for a "I'm way hotter than your new girlfriend" coffee cake.

He wants you back, he screams into the night like a fireman running to a window — that has no fire....except the passion of his heart.

Thank you so much for your reply - you're describing exactly how I feel right now so that really helps. Good luck to you - you really do sound awesome!

Thanks for this. In the cold (sober) light of day I know I was overreacting last night, but it can be frustrating and wear you down. I really appreciate you pointing out that it's not necessarily down to me - I'd sort of reached a stage of thinking that I must be the problem, when things aren't that simple.

Urgh, I keep putting myself out there and making the first move by asking guys out. But it never works out and I'm just about done. I'm smart, funny, a lot of fun to be around, and I may not be a typical 10/10 babe, but I scrub up pretty good. So what am I doing wrong? And how can I be so sure that I feel a genuine…

I have noooo idea, so I can't really give you any helpful advice, but hopefully the fact that you're not alone might help? We'll figure it out!

perhaps in some effort to wipe out all of humanity and start a new race of classically trained Shakespearean actors with incredible cheekbones.

I was taught that it's Krankenschwester for a female nurse and Krankenpfleger (pfleger = carer) for a male nurse.

Props for actually explaining how he's wrong. I was just going to go with "ahahahahahahaha...hahahahahaha..ha" *wipes away tear*

That face! That bowtie! WANT. If you ever need a dogsitter, I'd be very happy to oblige. It's the giving him back part that might not work out...

What a gorgeous baby! I may stay on this photo staring into his eyes for a while...