I think I love your roommate. What a dude. Although he clearly has better style than me, so it would never work out.

It just seems so mean-spirited. I'm about to get a diamond necklace from my parents for my birthday. I'll be 21, it's a family tradition, I am very excited about it, and I will not have the faintest idea what it cost. Quite a lot, I imagine (although I doubt it's quite 10k). Does the fact that it's expensive mean that…

I was insanely disappointed not to have mac n cheese pizza at my disposal. Then I remembered I'm in Italy and I judged myself.

Haha, clearly they have never been anywhere near a naked woman if they think breasts produce anywhere near the same amount of stank as sweaty balls.

All of the appreciation in the world is still less than this comment deserves. I love you.

Seriously though, how much do they think breasts sweat?

Apart from people who refer to themselves as 'foodies'.

Wow. I need more dramatic friends!

Damn it! I was about to go to bed (2 am here) and now I have to watch this.

The best response to someone getting their dick out is one I read here on Jezebel: "Cold today, isn't it?"

That is way to confusing to remember in the heat of the moment "right there, Jean-Marc... oh whatever. Just keep doing the sex."

I have an unfortunate mental association with Tracy Chapman. In college my neighbor would always play a certain song just after finishing obnoxiously loud sex with her boyfriend. I forget the name of the song, but I heard it a couple of weeks ago and the flashback was immediate. *shudder*

Magic Mike with a Vengeance.

I recently watched all of Mad Men for the first time and I can't wait for season 7. I also once went through a worrying phase of thinking a certain story arc on How I Met Your Mother reflected my life. It was pretty pathetic.

Wow! You're doing amazingly. Well done, you're awesome.

I'm watching trashy Italian tv so that I can pretend I'm studying and cheer myself up at the same time, since I'm in bed with cramps too. Any other recommendations that are in Italian with subtitles?

It reminded me of this article that I stumbled across last year:

I don't know what to say, apart from how sorry I am that something that awful happened to you. I hope you have the support you need to heal.

I'm not sure how we can incorporate that into the screenplay, but that is another truly great story! Where am I going wrong to not have such fantastic anecdotes?!

This is the way I imagine this story ending: in 5 years you meet a charming British man, recently divorced. You hit it off, but can't quite shake the feeling that you recognise him from somewhere. You eventually get married. Then, on your wedding night, he carries you over the threshold into your bridal suite and you…