Must write this down somewhere I will never lose it...

This reminds me of when people refer to it as 'babysitting' when a Dad looks after his own kids. No, that's called parenting. It really irks me that a father will get so much more praise for doing so much less. Because, as a mother, its just expected. Sympathy to you.

This is amazing. I love freaking people out with my dry humor and look very young for my age, so I will try to remember this for when I'm a grandma in...approximately 30 years.

Just wanted to say congratulations and good luck with your sobriety.

This is wonderfully expressed, thank you. The thing is, logic like that in the post you are responding to just doesn't work in these situations. I always thought that I knew all of that stuff about body acceptance so I'd never have an issue with eating, but when it came down to it (for me) it wasn't that I didn't…

I would not be flattered if someone referred to me as sexual napalm. How about something vaguely positive instead? Not complicated.

Yeah, I'm British and tend to lean towards 'didn't do it', but I definitely agree that I don't think we'll ever know for sure, considering how badly the case and evidence was treated.

It seems like the most reasonable thing ever done.

Yep. Apparently a ring on your finger makes you poverty-proof. Source: this jackass.

WHERE?! WHERE DO I PROCURE THIS?....sorry, very excited right now....

Wow. That is heartbreaking. Good for you for giving these kids somewhere to go and some affection. What is wrong with some people?!

Thanks for the warning. I will not let my curiosity get the better of me. Not capable of dealing with that shit.

I'm a Brit who has always lived in small towns in the UK or around Europe. I've never had a 100% heterosexual group of friends.

Well that kind of makes sense, since I bet most social circles include at least one LGBT person.

Reading your recipe is emotionally exhausting. I love it.

I tend to appreciate it from a distance. That works for everyone.

Considerate? Listens? What kind of crazy Disney shit is this!

One of my friends dances, and I quote, "as if all of his limbs are moving independently". And he fucking goes for it. What a guy.

I'm on an exchange program at the moment and kind of interested to see how differently my (mostly male) friends will treat me when I go back, single for the first time since they've known me and (let's face it) quite a lot hotter. Fascinating indeed.

Yeah, I just only found out about the stuff he's been saying last night, so I'm still a bit pissed of about it. Way to make me extra glad I didn't sleep with you in the end! He was probably hoping for a "no, there's no problem. I'll just have sex with you and then hate myself and you for it afterwards."