Sucks to be this other guy though:

We found out how the White Walkers came to be.

Holy crap! he had the scene down pat!

This guy has him beat by 6 years

Kickboxing children? What year is it? Did I fall asleep for 3 years and wake up mid-Trump Presidency?

Oh yes, I also had this migraine headache in a bottle.

OMG when I think of all the disgusting racist, sexist, violent things that male ‘journalists’ have been saying on major news stations lately... it’s like they’re daring the public to react but no one does.

Cher: she is talking about going to See’s Candies, which is clearly her fave, because she knows a lady who’s been there 16 years. But a man who’s only been there 2.5 years is already the manager.

Holy shit, you must have seen some horrorshow-level stuff in your volunteer career.

Get your animal fixed people!

im an anti gun, pro animal welfare liberal... but maybe someone should go out and shoot the dangerous pack of dogs that the city is ignoring? too late now.

Get your animal fixed people!

I’d love to know what that divorce was about. Do the tabloids refer to him as a “confirmed bachelor” now?

Well I’d explain why, but to be honest

If you’re purchasing a Taylor Swift album you should also probably reevaluate some stuff.

What are they, twelve?

It’s an incredibly depressing Hans Christian Andersen story.

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I’m thinking Solange is talking about the Smith children. They are definitively trying to be ‘artsy and shit’ and I can see them being bratty because they grew up in a bubble.

Gary Fisher is the best!