For once I hope it’s just me, but the skin tone looks off on the doll — a shade or two too light.

Plaintiff also complained that:

Yes, a lawsuit seems like a reasonable reaction instead of, you know, asking the barista to go light on the ice.

I’m a young’un (ish), so I mean no bad, but Jackie was far more a style icon than Michelle simply because women at the time were way more inclined to actually incorporate her styles. She was simply more influential that way. But Michelle is certainly very Jackie-esque in both her style and just her generally presence:…

I like CSPAN, but his HDMI1 joke cracked me up

FIRST REPORTED INCIDENT OF A MAN TELLING A WOMAN *NOT* TO SMILE?!?

Preach!

Thank you. I suffered through a lot worse than I had to specifically since I insisted that nobody else know because I knew all judgment would (ridiculously) be on me. It was hell, and it wasn’t until everything finally ended, years later, and IT was out in the open that I finally felt like I could own my circumstances…

You deserve so many extra stars for this!

How do I star you again and again and again!!!!!!!!!!!

This is beautiful.

Not as mean spirited as allowing Reagan to continue as president while suffering from dementia.

I’ve read a lot about Reagan and what he did to the poor in this country and his complete refusal to address the exploding AIDS crisis. Fuck him and his memory.

Don’t people understand anything? Beyonce never really talks about the other woman, she doesn’t rage at her or confront her. She doesn’t degrade the other woman. This album is not for them. It’s not for the side-chick; it’s not for the cheating spouse; it’s for all the women who’ve been cheated and lied to and had to…

I remember one of my great aunt's favorite couplets: "Here I sit all broken hearted, paid a nickel, only farted."

Why are we surprised that cyclepaths are killing people? That’s what they do. Haven’t you watched any of those Hannibal shows?

The good news is that the bridge goes over the ocean, so once they fix it, it’s unlikely that the skin will be eaten off your face by Rio’s friendly salt-water pathogens while you’re enjoying a languid bike ride over to the rowing and triathlon locations, where that will definitely happen.

“Everybody wants to be a nigga but don’t nobody wanna be a nigga.”

Except it is really not that new. Conservation has been a driving force for zoological facilities for the last several decades.

Right, zoos are just the main groups actively involved in animal conservation. But what do you really care about that? Oh right, you don’t care.