Upopular opinion: Look, OK, I get it. Allergic reactions suck. But THEY HAPPEN. That’s why you have to take personal responsibility for looking at the ingredients in whatever personal care items you’re using, and if you experience a reaction, FUCKING STOP USING IT AND TRY SOMETHING WITH DIFFERENT INGREDIENTS.

Really not liking the amazon green ball pricing - its not as easy for me to read as the regular text prices. Any way to get that to not be green balls?

Really not liking the amazon green ball pricing - its not as easy for me to read as the regular text prices. Any way…

Or, you know, google the festival and see if there’s any mention of it in local rags or other posts or websites than groupon and facebook.

Dear Bride,

This is a first world problem if I’ve ever seen one.

Call me when they weaponize that laser, I wanna be able to zap my oldest cat who just can’t stop chewing plants when no pesky human’s around.

Call me when they weaponize that laser, I wanna be able to zap my oldest cat who just can’t stop chewing plants when…

It doesn’t quite rival this moment on the awkward scale.

If you need to emphasized you’re not a racist you might want to rethink what you’re doing

In any case, Saffron Colonial’s menu offers what Krantz has described in interviews: everything from a full English breakfast to huevos rancheros to Burmese golden curry. You can even nibble at crumpets as you imagine an Indian sun kissing your shoulders and the gentle breeze of a sweet-smelling palm (administered by…

This would be your turning point? Have you ever heard Christian Rock? We need to talk....

I’m not religious so I had no idea what ended up happening to Jesus. That ending was a shocker!

I didn’t even know this was a thing.

Spoiler alert: it doesn't end well for Jesus

My ‘spiritual’ friend dumped me when I got chronically ill. Because it says so in The Secret, you shouldn’t consort with sick people because it will attract more sickness. Some spiritual people are sick in the head. Namaste cuntface!

Is anyone gonna say anything about how y’all just lost to Hulk Hogan?
Because the New York Times, The Daily Beast, Huffington Post, Buzzfeed and a whole metric fuckton of websites are talking about it.

I get you’re probably not supposed to, but it looks weird.
Super weird.

Step one: DON’T PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, YOU DRIVELING HEATHEN.

Amy Schumer does not need to apologize for having a great fucking year. She should make a promo where she’s taking a victory lap and she’s ......I dunno, holding two flaming dildos up as torches*

I love her. I know that’s not the consensus on this site, but I think she’s awesome and hilarious and I’m so excited for this next season.

Also, Going Clear was a book that was made into a documentary and it is about 80 different kinds of fucked up and should be read by all.