The polyester bullshit is universal to affordable fashion, I think. It is incredibly rare for me to find a dress that fits well, is a style I like, is under $100, and is made from a natural fiber. And I’m a completely standard size 8. Whoever invented summer dresses made from polyester and acetate that are dry clean…

ugh. “celebrity chefs” PEOPLE SHIT OUT YOUR FOOD

Wouldn’t it be faster at this point to just list chefs that haven’t been accused of assault and/or harassment?

Wow. Sounds like every restaurant I ever worked in (usually as the lone female chef).

I’ve been watching that 2nd gif for like 2 minutes straight. It’s hard not to laugh out loud at work.

And the crowd goes wild

The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun. Arm all toddlers!

I'll hold on to the belief that he won't remember this and enjoy the schadenfreude.

Let's just, like, any time someone wants to interview Caitlyn, they just go to the Wachowski sisters instead? Can we do that? For a better tomorrow?

What does a bay leaf smell like? Nothing.

I was just thinking, “ok, apparently fish-tail braids are SUPER TRENDY in the fundy Mormon sect this season.”

That’s a lot of braids.

Ben Carson had me wondering if brain surgery was actually all that hard.

Because if it’s around, I’ll eat it. I share a KIND bar sometimes with my assistant, and that’s great because then you have half of the calories.

Gosh, good for you Caitlyn. A rich, republican, white man lives in a bubble of privilege transitions to rich, republican, white woman who lives in a bubble of privilege gets what she wants. Well done!

May 2012. Twenty-twelve.

I honestly do not believe that this has to do with the South but with the Trump campaign.

Silly British Royalty. Meanwhile, let's all have a look at Pres. George Sr. trying to buy something at a grocery. "What's this button for?" Thank god it wasn't a big red one with "Blow us all the f*ck up" in big letters :/

I had to comfort my husband after he was upset by Stallone’s loss (he does so love the Rocky series) and told him not to get so worked up over an Oscar. I then shouted out a swear word when that piece of crap song won and he laughed.

Great performance and then she got fucking robbed by the boring-ass Bond theme. WTF?