You forgot the best part: You can literally teabag people as an elderly woman with one of her emotes.

I’m going to stay agnostic on the Ann of this story — but in general, I think this response is a bit silly. When you’re young, maybe. But it’s pretty reasonable, I think, to say “Look, I want to get married. If you don’t, we’re going to have to part ways.” A *lot* of relationship heartache could probably solved with…

They really need a option to change your Username.

Can’t blame Nintendo for saying no.

Is Yoshi playable in this game? Can Yoshi ride a horse? Can Mario ride Yoshi instead of the horse? Can Mario ride Yoshi WHILE riding a horse?

golden age were Donald Trump is a serious contender for US President..

nah. He wasn’t joking.

You’d think a guy who makes his living ranting on the internet would maybe know how to take a tone that wouldn’t be misconstrued as it was.

Ya July 19!

Meanwhile, here at E3 my favorite demo so far has been I Am Setsuna, a turn-based RPG that feels basically like a new Chrono Trigger game.

Thanks to reader Paul for the tip. The thanks wouldn’t fit in the format, so you get a whole damn comment.

Link is a boulder murdering arsonist in that trailer.

Setting wildfires? Pushing boulders on people? Link confirmed menace to society. Probably going to harass some birds and smash some pottery too.

Pretty sure JD stands for John Dorian.

Such a PITA that Microsoft’s conference and Apple’s WWDC keynote overlap.

Aaaaand it’s gone.

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar. Thank you.

Read this: http://imgur.com/gallery/oh7xR