"Imagine you're in a schoolyard, and Don Mattrick comes and shits all over your head then transfers schools. Now you're left to clean up the mess"
Honestly i've long since acknowledged that this is an iOS-game dev now, and that titles like these are bonuses on the side. I mean fuck the people who actively buys their products through decades, am i right? /sarcasm
For those keeping track, Final Fantasy XV, which was originally called Final Fantasy Versus XIII, was first announced at the 2006 E3. If Square Enix holds out to 2016, it can hold a special ten year E3 anniversary for the game!
You're right in saying that re-skinned is over simplifying it, but there's no doubt that these games have so much in common that it's hard to commend Ubisoft for their new "IP" in Watch Dogs. Especially when those similarities are to the point of the games being so recognizable as Ubisoft games.
This is one of the worst reviews I've read on this site. And that's not to comment on Kirk's reviews as a whole because usually I agree with most of them. Clearly you're playing the game wrong. Can't tell you how many times I escaped areas or infiltrated a secured building without shooting a single bullet. Helicopter…
Women and black characters are treated with thoughtless disdain
Spider Tank, Spider Tank, Does Whatever a Spider Tank Does!
Crytek and Deep Silver?
"Haaarummpff... filthy peasants and their portrait mode videos. I dare say that such a thing would never have been provided by someone who had attended fair Harvard. One can only assume the videographer was educated at Yale."
Why it's worth playing: Considering it's a very new game, I'd be quick to recommend this one. It's fairly short, accessible, and has a fair difficulty. Too new to be a classic, but certainly comes up with a few ways to breathe new life in an old genre.
Oh, so fuckin' right. Taking care of discs isn't hard, but people just can't do it for some stupid reason.
I'm excited too!
Never forget to smoke weed everyday Patricia!
Whoa. That's a bit much for this game. Calm down and wait for some reviews.
Another anti-Nintendo hit piece. They have a ton of games(two to be exact) coming out for the wii-u this year and as president of Nintendo nation I'm please to announce the ps4 is now a wii-u exclusive
Terry McGinnis or bust.
Of all the stuff that Bob Hoskin's has done, I feel that it belittles him to even mention the Mario Bros movie on the day he died. Come on, mention Roger Rabbit.
"Fetch me the 'BALLOON INFLATION, ANAL' folder, Xiu! I've got about thirty pages to add..."