The best part is Uber is not responsible for any of this shit...

“women who won’t date shorter men are as bad as men who won’t date fat women”

The last story is weird. Why would you let him take your copy and then, on top of that, let him take it to the back?

Looks like mickey screwed poor goofy out of his share of royalties and now he has to make people “happy” on the street for food... So sad...

Looks amazing. Too bad the medical companies will sell it at stupid high prices. So maybe if you’re rich you can afford it, otherwise you’re stuck with plastic crap

Oh sure japan gets all its fun shit in christmas or summer (fire emblem) and the rest of us are fucked, doubly so if you’re in europe because 3ds is still not fucking region free. THE VITA IS REGION FUCKING FREE!!! THE GODDAMN VITA!!! Ahem...

You know, while her words may be inflamatory, she’s not technically wrong. Most obese people, save those with a condition, are obese of their own choosing and are only hurting themselves.

Is this the whole let’s make tifa a larger woman because her original size is “impossible” thing?

hmm i really should buy this for my vita...

it’s a very good anime but having seen it, a midquel is pointless. Now if you were to do something like rebirth of evangelion and everything which changes in every iteration i would be more interested

Holy shit limited edition copy with gwent deck? Even the crappy decks i don’t use? How can i get them?

This is going to cause a time paradox since i have barely goten into africa and have not done that side op but kojima is already in my base! :O

I will not pay for this ferrari because god wants me to have this ferrari. And that nice big house that is on sale, i’ll have that too for free because god wills it.

I wish i had gotten this when it was free. Now im very tempted on getting it but im a cheap bastard and galak-z costs the same and i might just get both and not pay my credit card bill and change my name to señor sanchez move to mexico and accidentally end up leading the bloodiest cartel known ever in tijuana.

I hope greninja is playable. If i had known froakie would grow to be such a badass and fenneking to such a boring pokemon i would’ve broken my exclusive fire always rule. Just like i might’ve for the green guy in black white if i had ever played them, whichi i should but they’re not very common...

Nope, no performance enhancing drugs or attachments to his body. Nope. Not at all.

Like, oh my god mom, you promised me there would arabian black kiche stallions. Those are totally english caramel swelch stallions. That is SO last season.

including one that would see him forfeit stock ownership and give up his rights as a company shareholder

Are we sure this wasn’t god telling us how he hates abortion and also leaving and underlying subtle message between the lines that letting gays marry and not voting republican angers him?

They were also a lot less elitist than today. Granted maybe it’s because the internet wasn’t that much of thing in the 90s...