The answer should be: "Make it like you would a motherfucking male superhero movie."

Holy shit. How did you not come out of that without some kind of douche fungi? You need to be thankful that you weren't sucked into his black hole of anus-ness.

I dated a guy who would not shut the holy fuck up about his big dick.

What in the flaming hell does a woman do with 11" of dick? I mean, wtf? Imagine sticking your weiner into a straw. Like, FORCING that shit in there until it fit. That's what my vagina thinks when I hear a term like "11 inch dick."

It makes people feel good to say, "Look at me, I read high art about dead dogs, drugs, women who chain smoke and divorced mothers who internalize for 3 chapters about dead goldfish. I'm edgy."

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Him too. :)

Yeah, I worry about this as well. But I'm also relieved in some sick way that people who live in the various assholes of America (when it comes to body rights) might have some options.

See, I used to NOT like him so much but he's grown on me over time. In all honesty, part of that was him marrying Jennifer Garner and seeing him as a dad. Then, he got into directing which made me take a second look.

"No, porn is not "marketed" for men, it's intrinsically made for them. Your lack of both a penis and a surfeit of libido inducing testosterone couldn't be more obvious in your ridiculous complaints about something that wasn't created to illicit any sort of sexual response from women. Seriously, lol, I've never in my…

Dirty talk is so awesome from guys.

Winner winner chicken dinner.

After 20 years, I had finally scrubbed this memory from my brain. Thanks for refreshing it. :D

Oooo! Good one.

I agree. It's not offensive to me, but I so do not get the appeal. The thing is, most guys I know hate cumshots. One guy I know says that cumshots totally ruin it for him because when he has the O, he wants to be INSIDE of a woman when he does it. He said, "Imagine that you're a woman and you're about to have an…

Well okay then! I like your honesty. :)

1. I'm pretty sure porn is marketed mostly for men. I think the hyper macho doucheyness in general makes that obvious. But ohMYfuckingGOD women watch it too. SHIT! FUCK. SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE.

If porn didn't suck so much ass (no pun intended) then they might extend their audiences considerably and make things far less dude-centric. From my (female) perspective, here's what I want/don't want.

You got some TeeeVEEE TITTIES!

dracolich!