Well, and can you make money off giving oral exams? When you can play a company to take care of the testing for you?

"But for many kids, it's still a vicious cycle: politicians pass laws that force schools to focus on test prep and pressure them into pushing out low-scoring kids. Students are less engaged in actual learning if they're fixated on passing standardized tests. Students of color are hit the hardest."

I just get why "blowing" someone that looks like this butt-kabob is the THING to do for anyone. I feel like printing a picture out of this guy and saving it for when my daughter is in her teens so I can add it to a wall of "douchebags that you will never date, touch, or acknowledge."

Thank you, Mr. Butt Cheeks!

Yeah, I don't know what's higher than an emperor, unless we're going into deification territory here. Demi-Douchebag of the 7th level of assery?

Is that the guy in the photo above? Because, yay for him that he looks like the Emperor of all douchebags?

The way I read it is that the ACA seems to define "full time" as 30 hours per more a week. So, them cutting these people down to 29.5 hours per week feels a bit decisive. If they had said 25 hours, that's one thing, but 29.5?

Add my name to the "the white people in this show are the least interesting" petition, plzkthx.

I wish teens realized that most of them will grow out of their awkward phase and become reasonably attractive people who learn (like 1 month after high school ends) that whatever assholes bullied you from 6th - 12th grade are so meaningless and insignificant that you almost laugh with giddiness.

Wow, he has a nice, round bottom. Kind of like Corey Haim's. (Not that I ever googled "Haim Ass.")

I remember when Bush was getting all kinds of bullshit. Monkey Bush, stupid banana-in-the-ear Bush. Bush looking surprised. Bush with his eyes crossed. And you know what? That shit pissed me off and even though I was a Democrat, I was brought up to respect the office at the VERY least, even if the man sitting in…

I went home with a dude wearing a fedora once. Why? God, why? He kept talking about he had the biggest penis that I'd ever seen. "I know you like my penis. It's SO BIG. HOLY SHIT, LUCKY TIME FOR YOU!"

Probably going to be on the "other" side of the Julia Roberts thing, but shouldn't this type of thing stay in the family, so to say? My siblings weren't always great to me, but if one of them were to up and get famous, I can't see me running around blabbing to journalists about how they held me down and farted on me.…

Not inappropriate at all. She's a talented, lovely person and I don't think this is her at all. She needs help.

I am so sorry you had to go through this! I had to supplement with formula because my breast milk did not come fast enough after the C-section and my baby was hungry. 3rd day with just tiny amounts of colostrum and she rarely opened her eyes. When I Gave her formula, her eyes came open and she ate. Fortunately,…

Holy shit, I want the answer too. I mean, smoke and do your thing, cigarette people. Go for it. But what makes anyone think I want to see your leftover butts in the grass? On the ground? In parking lots? Really? You just feel like sharing your gross, bodily-fluid-covered waste with all of us?

Fuck me, this is awesome.