Here was a workable solution I came up with earlier this week:

Does that guy actually watch Mr. Robot? I love the show, I’m rooting for Elliot, and I want to see Evil Corp burn to the ground, but let’s not kid ourselves: A show where main characters are anarchist hacktivists who make pirate broadcasts in disguise to make threats about potentially world-changing (and possibly even…

And here’s one out of left field.

Aubrey decommitted when they addressed the thank you note to Drake.

I’m at a loss for words here. The let down was not real. It never really happened for you. You imagined a game in your head then never played the game you hoped someone else had actually created and you’re sad that the real game you never experienced didn’t live up to the experience you had hoped for? That’s like…

“It’s a grotesque sort of beauty: the destruction is palpable, an invasion of the natural order, but it’s also like a moving impressionist painting, slowly bursting into the air in succession, a photogenic tragedy”

Even Roger Goodell finds it absolutely ridiculous that, in today's day and age, a professional sports league can serve as judge, jury, and executioner for one of its players.

Bicycle. It's like going to the gym, only you get somewhere. Saves me money on gas, insurance, gym membership, and shortly (once I sell my car) car payments. People think it's dangerous, but the danger level can be substantially mitigated by not being one of those jerks who rides without a helmet while dodging in &…

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See...this is why I don't deal with the whole man/woman/trans/xeno/hydra/quadro/blended/neutral/mixed/furry whatever the fuck you kids call yourselves these days. I'm not dealing with it.

You have successfully constructed a monumental labyrinth in which to navigate gender. I'm sure you're very proud of yourselves.…