Partying Bears In The Woods got robbed

I would have voted for this one.

Maybe there was another monkey in the dumpster and Bear Stealing Dumpster From A Restaurant Twice Bear was also reclaiming his identity, but his identity was the MacGyver of Bears.

Just say fucking "Smog", assholes.

This is terribly. No reputable journalism source should have a front page article with a heading that basically reads JAMEIS WINSTON RAPED A WOMAN, especially after the justice department has declined to prosecute the case. Maybe he is innocent, maybe he is guilty, but innocent until proven guilty used to be a real…

Gus mocks you all.

And without toes, so...

Exactly! You think those guys who set high scores in Pop-A-Shot shoot it like a real jumper?

A big scholarship

Apparently, some guys will sacrifice their dignity, self respect, and natural throwing motion to get a shot at that hole.

This dude just won $0 wearing sideburns like an asshole.

Gaming an athletic contest to gain a financial advantage?

For $100k I am throwing it however the fuck gets me that money.

Oh my goodness, wow! You're so smart and funny and original! No one ever thought to make a comment about a female basketball player being a lesbian! I'm truly floored by your original and groundbreaking comedy, really.

P.S. In light of the increased focus on not using the word "sucks," we will no longer be showing highlights of any team that plays in the NY Metro area.

Trivia tidbits: That's rookie wide receiver Ace Sanders completing a pass that was defended by rookie safety DJ Swearinger. Both of them played for the University of South Carolina last year. In DJ's defense: he was the only Texan not standing around the line of scrimmage. The Texans defensive unit is awful.

"Sure that 38.9 percent completion percentage is ugly but I'm more focused on the total number of attempts."

I would figure that the low completion percentage comes from these types of plays almost always being deep throws or throws to the endzone. That number would probably be a little less ugly if they were throwing little 5 yard drag routes rather than trying to catch the safeties out of position with a bomb, but that…

Jaguars players are, if I recall correctly, 2/3 this year. Denard Robinson had a long pass to Cecil Shorts dropped this year, which would have been a huge gain. Then there are the two TD passes from the past two weeks.

Shouldn't Tebow be on this list?