I’m 6'3" and medium-fat since I insist on eating like I still have a 23-y.o.-metabolism. I’m 235 and just look kind-of-dad-shaped. That tub of goo fuck is 6'1" and 275 if I’m TRYING to be nice, and I don’t see why I’d do that.

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I actually think that’s the correct / intended way of pronouncing it.

Have you tried mixing in some weights and masturbation?

So, this is the quintessentially privileged remark, a literal case study in reflexive privilege. I’m sure you meant no harm by it, but recognition of this type of offense is a good first step.

Unless, of course, they have a vagina.

but it’s one of the best hospitals in the country, right up there with the Mayo Clinic.

You all should create a subblog about Ben; you could call it Carson Daily.

no deaths in the Little House books

Diana was, however, 20, when she tied the knot — Meghan will be almost 37 and is far more self-assured.

I’m not pregnant either in case anyone is wondering.

The sticking point are the ‘centrists’ who refuse to acknowledge the lunacy of the right and simply want to pull away from ‘politics’ because ‘both sides are the same’. It is a tired stance, devoid of any understanding of reality, but it’s always attractive because it simultaneously absolves them of any responsibility…

I’m surprised the NRA even knows Parks & Rec, I guess there are no decent Duck Dynasty memes.

What’s with the snark on Emma? She’s rich and famous because of a role she got when she was, like, 11 years old and she’s been doing pretty admirable stuff with her money and fame. Everyone that works in her industry isn’t rich and famous, so she’s advocating for normies, too.

This is better.

Exactly. I’m always amazed at people who think they need to police the feelings of others, especially in times of potentially extreme emotion like after a death. There’s no right or wrong way to grieve, and the people who have Opinions about it mostly seem to be saying more about themself than about whoever they’re…

Really? I looked at that pic and asked, “Him?”

Firstly, thank you so much for writing and sharing this, and “When Can I Say I’ll Be Alone Forever?” I don’t think I’ve personally identified more with any other posts on this entire site than these.

I’ve always thought of it as a defense mechanism. Imagine you’re the first black president and throughout your entire presidency, people are throwing the most offensive racist shit at you. Then the loudest and most obnoxious of the whole incapable and embarrassing lot actually wins the election after you and does…

Well, shit, I am 5'7" and just got down to a 10/12 (from an 18/20) and was feeling pretty okay about it. I’m glad Mandy let me know that’s Not Good Enough.