Before anything gets taken out of context, I want to be perfectly clear on what we are talking about here.

This is a brutal take.

Bruce Willis. He was in the Die Hard movies.

+1000 points for Kaitlin Olson! (I was going to say Sweet Dee, but I’m pretty sure that’s Mickey, looking like she’s actually showered) 

To each their own. I bristle at the term “mindfulness”, to me it sounds like a lot of hooey that anti-vax, gluten-free, himalayan salt lamp, dream catcher tattoo, wannabe instagram influencers do. 

Or just wear what you want and the hell with those guys. They can worry about fashion, I'll worry about being able to walk.

This is off topic but IANAL makes me think iAnal which sounds like a buttplug that vibrates to the beat of your iPod.

Imagine genuinly thinking “I’ve never heard of this, so no one else has either” and then actually making that a comment. That is fascinating.

It’s called an accessorary.

Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

This is one of the reasons I haven’t quit Twitter yet:

I don’t think this article is arguing one way or the other. The takeaway that I had is the entire discussion around this matter is seen almost exclusively through the male gaze, which shapes the discussion and decisions that follow.

He’s your fucking daddy, troll.  That’s who the fuck he is, got it?

How could you leave out Lizzo’s performance!!? It was spectacular!

Some of us are greasy bitches, Ashley.

I can’t remember any of this movie, and yet I remember I saw it on a date with the boy I knew I wanted to marry, back in 1991.

can you explain the difference between her children and singling out “the ones she gave birth to” as an adopted kid, I’m curious what you meant.

Please stop with the body snarking. He’s not there for our visual enjoyment. There’s plenty to say about everything terrible that’s not tearing down his body, which in turn tears down bodies like his that belong to decent people.

I think it’s too early for me to really know my top contender, but I’m mostly feeling #nooldwhitemen2020. We’ve had enough to last us for the next 200 years.

I don’t know how you women get those things in your hoo-haws.