I loved Needful Things the book, but I never got around to seeing the movie. I remember the book being King saying goodbye to Castle Rock, and that made me a little sad, because there were so many mentions of characters from past stories/books. I should read it again.

It was picked up not because of anything he was wearing, but a bit more to do with how he climbed on a moving schoolbus and went batshit.

I think this kind of comment is rude and unnecessary. My best guy friend is losing his hair and he is pretty self conscious about it and there’s really nothing he can do. He has it cropped short right now and honestly looks fine. It’s not that big of a deal and I think it’s kinda shitty to actively try to make men…

The part where you say you would throw a snit and refuse to get married is actually both extreme and stupidly immature.

“never follow a hippie to a second location” is maybe my favorite line from a TV show, EVER!

Such a First World Problem™, but I’m devastated by this. I love the wit & absurdity of this show, & I still stream it all.

I want to see a website like this and paparazzi focused on D.C. Political players. They deserve it.

Who sang it: “Water, water drippin’, come take a peek ... you in a trailer ho, bitch you can’t compete.”-

If Kal Penn is looking for ways to fill his newly-free time, he can always come over to my house and... talk about supporting the arts while I get him nice glass of wine and turn down the lights and put on soft music and light some candles and *cough*

Second best news today! First is my WFTDA D2 Champs bracket is still perfect so far.

It works for them. Who cares?

I totally forgot about the roving mobs of Black Lives Matter protesters preying on whites, hispanics and asians. It’s a good thing this country fought two different wars to stop the black supremacy menace. Apparently the work isn’t over!

Good thing you’re here to remind everyone that white people have to be subjected to racism, too. I bet you like to say “not all whites are racist” too.

They’re tired of the bullshit, the political correctness, using our tax dollars to bring in people from Syria and Somalia, all this other stuff with homosexuality.

Hey there, Moneybags. Lookin’ good.

I cant imagine why.

So that I can be the man I want to be, the husband I eventually want to be and the father I want to be.

I’m gonna have to disagree, because Speechless and The Goldbergs exist. Those shows are great.

In my experience it’s usually from the guy with green stuff leaking out of his dick.

holy smugness.