Jaws.

...they’re not white pride skittles? It’s literally just skittles without any coloured dye added to them, since their tag line is “taste the rainbow” - so now they’re no rainbow. The tag line for these is “sharing the rainbow”, not “EAT WHITE PRIDE LIBERAL SCUM”. I don’t get the problem.

Best comment: “Mueller’s team includes people who successfully prosecuted mafia gangsters.

I, for one, am not the least bit scared of getting rid of an international threat who happens to be our president. I’m not down with the concern-trolling and learned helplessness.

I mean, the dude is up there advocating for the termination of up to 4 police officers for the kinds of shit that every other department has thus far tried to ignore and sweep under the rug. Cut the fucking guy a break. By all accounts he’s doing the right thing. He can use every bit of cop speak in the world if it’s…

I’ve always had a thing for intelligent men too, my age and older. There is something hot about a guy who can mentally challenge me. But not in the douchey superior way, but in a passionate and understand certain topics way, ESPECIALLY when its a topic I know absolutely nothing about. I want to make mad love to them…

Love it, but, it looks like:

that’s.... not even remotely how power bottoming works

SHE DIDN’T SAY SHE WAS THE FIRST. THAT IS WHY THIS BLOG POST WAS WRITTEN.

You seem to have more faith in our voters than they deserve. I don’t think the people who vote straight GOP will care as long as they get to vote against “libtards”

I don’t know, I feel like we keep saying that about various Republicans and it keeps not being true.

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

I...believe him, actually. A lot of newly-sober people acquire hobbies to stay busy in the time they previously would have spent boozing/using.

Everybody should buy Trixie Mattel’s album.

This won’t be a popular opinion, but I have to be honest. Maybe it’s not cognitive dissonance? Maybe they just changed? People can change - thank the gods.

“...a six pack of beer and some some condoms...”

Smart Stretch Jacket 3027 Woman has Diagnosis: Scoliosis.

THATS my new euphemism for vaginas.

G-III has already begun to take corrective actions, including facilitating the immediate removal of any mistakenly labelled merchandise from its customer.

I can’t hate Will, Harry or Kate. The idea of a monarchy is a bit stupid, but they just seem to be rolling with it these days and seem genuinely sweet. (wouldn’t get in the Queens face though - those Corgies are probably lethal).