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BOBBY WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MIDWEEK MADNESS?????

I feel like Selena Gomez should be with someone less druggy than the Weeknd. This is your concerned older lady announcement of the day.

It’s because today, liberalism means getting to use your preferred pronouns and arguing over who has the least amount of privilege. Classical liberalism has been dead and buried for years, because the kind of liberalism people advocate for today requires just as large a state monstrosity as does today’s conservatism.…

I got really excited about the Pia news tease, but then it ended up not being about Pia Zadora.

As great as the speech was, I really wish she hadn’t thrown that MMA/Football comparison line there. Not just due to condescending nature of suggesting that there is nothing artistic about contact sports, which is staggeringly dumb statement to make even if you dislike them, but because that was the moment of the…

“Why do people like her?”

if nothing else, marvel in the author’s god-tier yoga flexibility in twisting the rest of the human population into the one’s who screwed up here.

I know you’re trying to make me feel sorry for her, but she has a huge ego and this should’ve been prepared better, so whoops for feeling schadenfreude 😉

Fuck Mariah Carey for this. Fuck anyone who wants a big paycheck to fake a performance.

Me neither, but I find divas tiresome as a general rule. I also don’t care for Beyonce or Rihanna; makes me feel like a supbar Jezebellian.

I feel sad that I just can’t manage to like Mariah Carey.

That, or Putin isn’t going to do anything because he already knows how things are going to go with his puppet, I mean the U.S. president-elect.

Only write about this forever okay thanks

You don’t always have to “well actually” on every comment. My grandparents both were in poor health when they passed. It was unsurprising, but that didn’t lessen the pain. I know you think blaming 2016 is dumb. But sometimes it’s nice to have something you can say “fuck you” too. I think possibly the only one that…

“I’m sorry, what is this about?”

I’ve adored George since I was 12 years old. My amazing daughter found her own way into 80s music (being honest, I rarely played any around her) when she was around 7 years old....at first focused on Duran Duran, then Culture Club (she insisted on going as Boy George for Halloween when she was 8, and I still had my…

Unfortunately, it’s hard to assign an exact year to this wacky beauty. A little research reveals that Hanover House was quite a catalog powerhouse in the 1980s

I still love her music, but at this point she just comes across as sad and pathetic. I’ve got creep bumps.