Two years later, and everyone's sarcasm meter is broken. And I thought the Machiavelli comment was a dead giveaway, too.

It does seem a little threadbare in places, but I've got this one co-op partner with a Buzzard that I play contact missions with, and we basically blitz through all the tough ones on Hard in about five to eight minutes with just the two of us. He provides close air support and aerial transport, and I sweep and clean…

It's an MMO. It requires server infrastructure and professional administration. What Sega is too embarrassed to admit is that even if they had a translated version on hand, they don't have enough money to support a western release, which would merely parasitize the profits from their Asian operations.

This is exactly what will happen. If reports have penalties, griefers will give them to rule-abiding players en masse to purposely invoke these effects. Hell, even beating them might not be necessary. They could report anyone, anywhere, whenever they felt like it. You could be in the same session of GTA Online with…

The Titan is a high-end gaming card. Nvidia's workstation cards are their Quadro line. My current rig has a Core i7-2600k, 16 GB of RAM, a Sabertooth Z77 mobo, an EVGA GTX 670 FTW and a boot SSD, and it cost me about $1800 for the parts when I put it together year before last. I've been thinking about upgrading by…

I've had a lot of interesting moments already.

The last time I had a bounty on me, I grabbed a whirlybird and posted up on top of a skyscraper with a heavy sniper, shooting people out of the cockpits of their helicopters as they approached. Hell, I've even shot someone off their motorcycle from the top of the Maze Bank tower all the way to the driveway of Los…

I've had plenty of uplifting moments in GTA Online. While I was out swimming by the beach, one of my fellow crew members came up to me on a watercraft, and we went up the coast on a cruise to all the diving spots with undersea wrecks and the like, eventually grabbing a couple submersibles to explore deeper. Someone…

Things I hate about GTA Online:

I never even played Duke Nukem Forever or Aliens: Colonial Marines. I was having too much fun playing Borderlands to give a shit.

There are a crapload of 12-year-olds playing GTA:O. There was this one kid I ran into who has to be the most talkative person on Earth. From the things he's told me while we grinded Rooftop Rumble about fifty times, he:

On the one hand, I like it how she really stuck it to him. He really picked the wrong person to get a freakin' high school crush on, that's for sure.

Yep, I use a Logitech G9x on a Razer Destructor mat, and I couldn't be happier. These pads are ridiculously durable, and the textured finish does not wear off easily.

They already exist. My Wacom Intuos4 tablet came with one, with the caveat that it only works on the tablet's surface (since it uses the same tracking and induction power tech as the pen). I vastly prefer my Logitech G9x.

Then someone asked how he would handle a sequel "in a purely hypothetical world where anything goes," and Druckmann said—tongue visibly in cheek here: "There are clickers as big as buildings. Also you have lots of new gadgets and weapons (more lasers!). Oh and Ellie can now control the infected with her new powers.…

Show me where in Zvezda or Kill La Kill or any anime like them that objectification is being handled in a positive manner. They're not creating a work of satire, they're creating a wink-wink nudge-nudge "it's okay because we're having a laugh" permissiveness.

So, you obviously didn't read anything I wrote, and you're debating with some straw feminist. Did you completely miss the part where I said there was no problem with nudity, sex, or sexuality as long as it's handled with respect and nuance?

You need to look up literary critic Harold Bloom and his concept of the "School of Resentment". He's right. It's like we're not allowed to critique art or fiction based on its aesthetic merits anymore. Instead of asking what we - as individuals - want out of the media we consume, this new generation of intellectuals -…

To put it simply:

I don't know what came over me.