I also forgot "It's pushing past my cervix!"

Excellent. I heartclicked you.

Ahh, very good. I was always a little confused on that. I always thought the "tai" suffix was generally used as an epithet for "state of being", "person-like", "form", and so on. Like nikutai for "body", especially "human body" (literally "flesh state/meat form").

Oh, you just reminded me. I forgot a few:

< Classic woodblock print by Hokusai

Oh, goddammit. We've always got the kooky ones over here, don't we?

You do know that Katawa Shoujo was made by a team of 4channers, right? And that it was based off of a drawing by Honjou Raita (who, incidentally, did the character designs for Valkyria Chronicles), right?

That statistic has to be on the money. I'm transgendered, and I get those fantasies of being forced to submit. I'm not even kidding. When I go for a wank, I like to spread my legs a little and think of a big, unwanted monster dick piercing straight up into an imaginary pussy that I wish I had. Yeah, I think there's a…

Somehow, these character models remind me of Xenoaisam's UT2k4 and GMod skins. Somehow, I think a little something is lost in the translation when you try and do anime-style characters in 3D. Valkyria Chronicles is one of the few exceptions, because they did the shaders and head geometry just right so that the results…

So... if you have five daughters (or granddaughters), the chance of one of them being raped at some point in their lives approaches 100%?

Actually, it's not, because there won't be enough young people around to work the service industry and factory jobs that support an aging population living in increasingly gentrified urban areas.

What I REALLY want in my bug-out bag:

"Playing a washed-up, blackout-drunk screw-up ex-cop might be the most fun you have all year."

Curved swords. Curved. Swords.

I loved the demo. Excellent customization, fairly good hack-and-slash action. I really don't get why the mainstream gaming press have been so harsh on this particular title. The way I see it, this game is kind of like a prototype for the next generation of Monster Hunter games, which could theoretically end up using…

In order to eliminate corrosion entirely, you'd have to build the whole thing out of composites. Composites are combustible. Naval vessels are designed to survive contact with things trying to blow them up or otherwise set them on fire. You do the math.

With military contracts, usually, the service branch in need of a new ground vehicle/aircraft/ship/whatever will draft a bullet-point list of required attributes (either a Request For Information or Request For Proposal, depending on whether or not they feel that the industry's caught up with their demands yet), and…

Yup. Was just about to say the same thing.

There's nothing really "special" about the strains of bacteria that cause necrotizing fasciitis. It's usually just a strep infection; one where the bacteria was shoved under your skin by an injury instead of taking up residence in your esophagus the usual way. Once there, it provokes an inflammatory reaction that…

Amen to that. I can't wait for them to blurt out something meme-worthy this year.