I. Want. More. Strangereal. I. Want. More...

@WAFFO: The girl in red with the hammer is Vita, one of the Wolkenritter from the Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha series, which - if you count all three seasons - ran for 52 episodes. Vita got her start in the second season, where she utterly bitchslapped the main character in the first episode.

You know what I'm excited for? The Chief and Cortana fighting against huge numbers of enemies while all alone again, like in the first game. At least, that's what I'm hoping for.

I emitted a deep, sensual groan after about ten seconds.

I think one of the main reasons why the Reapers are so heavily focused on humanity is primarily because it was a human fleet that blew up Sovereign, and a human agent that destroyed/captured the Collector base. If I were them, I'd target Earth too.

I know what I'm going to set its wallpaper to when I get one.

It'd be kind of difficult to get a full six degrees of movement freedom to work nicely on a gamepad. Take the Xbox 360 controller for example. Each thumbstick only has two axes.

For some reason, I wanted to fly towards your avatar and pick it up with a *SCHWOP* sound.

I was kind of a late comer to the Descent franchise, since the first Descent game I played was Descent 3. Great game, but ridiculously tough to beat. IIRC, Red Faction 1 and 2 contained submarine segments that basically doubled as Descent homages.

That dude on the left looks like a penis.

Yes, that's the blanket age of consent in Japan, but it's as high as eighteen in some prefectures depending on local ordinances.

Out of the corner of my eye, I read that as "Minecraft Neglect Death".

I just want one thing in this game that its predecessor did not have. One. Single. Thing.

The first thing I thought of was the other Vita. You know, the one with the rocket hammer.

I played Rogue Spear when I was nine. I've also played Vegas 1 and 2, and I liked them just fine. The story in Vegas 2 was a load of crap, though.

FFXIII was okay. FFXIV, on the other hand, was crap.

Watch out, kids. Apparently, fighting billion-year-old sentient machines makes you turn g- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

Y'know, I was literally just looking at the Wikipedia page for the USS Winston S. Churchill. Bizarre.

I've gotten into games of Modern Warfare 2 and ended up shunned because I pwned too many people. People would literally quit whenever I came on, even though I've always been a legit and polite player. Why should sketchy metrics like those be a basis for video game pricing? That's literally the stupidest idea I've…

Uwe Boll = God Tier IRL Troll.