What part of “visiting relatives” is too fucking hard to understand?

That is one of the most insanely stupid comments I’ve seen from a non-grey. You should feel ashamed.

This is terribly unfair to other people dining at that restaurant, and I wish people wouldn’t do shit like this. It makes us look bad. Yell at him at his office and shit-disturb there. Flood his offices with faxes and phone calls. I agree he doesn’t deserve to enjoy a meal out ever again, but this doesn’t help our…

And I don’t want my grandkids growing up in a theocratic totalitarian corporate fascist dystopian industrial wasteland police state. So... where do we go from here?

I have a friend who got that snide little comment for using WIC checks...for her foster children. She’s taking care of three small children out of the kindness of her heart which I’m sure is much more than Mr. Arbiter of Who Deserves Welfare ever did.

Ok, but J. Crew, when you gonna start making lined pants out of wool again and stop making dresses/sweaters that are cut for the delicate figure of a refrigerator?

Also, keep cap on soda to keep it from going flat

Words of advice from a straight woman:

I continue to ponder a quote someone posted over the weekend:

"A recent graduate who attended Hofstra at the same time as Kazantsev told Jezebel..."

"Oh my god. Oh my god," he repeated, looking up at his intended— a vast horror building behind his tear-filled eyes— wondering how it could have all changed so suddenly; how it would never be like it was; whether he could ever love her again. "Oh my god," he said once more, softer, before slipping away beneath the…

People who want "A-list" treatment shouldn't be flying Southwest.

One or more patent examiners should have to go through re-training. There is little or no novelty in most of these designs, and even then, I'm not sure that the ones that do have novelty meet the criterion of "non-obviousness" (Essentially, if the invention something that a skilled person in the industry would…

If it's continued to be treated as a developmental program by U.S. Soccer and the Canadian association (and maybe select national team players subsidized by some others, such as Mexico and other CONCACAF nations) it may have legs, but if it's asked to stand on its own merits, I don't think it has great chances of…

You keep insisting she's fucking someone else. Because a woman is always fucking someone. And if it isn't the man who is right there offering then it is someone else. It just couldn't be that the lazy sod she's married to has de-evolved into a lump who thinks foreplay consists of "hey, how 'bout it?" A woman/wife is…