Tractorchick
Tractorchick
Tractorchick

For instance, let's take the recently infamous Milo Manara Spider-Woman cover, and this J. Scott Campbell Spider-Man cover where Spider-Man seems to be roughly in the same position. Certainly there are some similarities between the Spidey and Spider-Woman, most notably in their vividly defined buttocks, but

The black boots make me think this is post New 52, and if it is I must say that even unauthorized Mexican safe sex posters know that the shiny parts of Wonder Woman's outfit ought to be gold instead of silver.

Use Rocket Dolphin Condoms.

Finned, for NOBODY'S pleasure.

This is probably the sanest thing you'll see at a Mexican wrestling show.

"We'll tear your souls apart... With cuteness!"

You know the original Muppet Babies lyrics would go disturbingly well with a Cenobabies spin-off!

"When your room looks kind of weird, and you wish that you weren't there. Just close your eyes, and make-believe, and you can be anywhere."

But they still poop glitter, right?

Cenobite Babies (tm) . . . how did this NOT get greenlit in the coke fueled 80's??????

Boy, I've enjoyed some indifferently conceived and shoddily produced entertainment in my day, but that Potato Heads Kids cartoon is a triumph of aesthetic negligence.

I, for one, would very much like to see an alternate version of Rubik the Amazing Cube but, y'know, with the "Lament Configuration" box from Hellraiser instead.

Do we have the same kids?

A guy puts a couple of muffins on the counter for breakfast. One turns to the other and says, "I don't think we're gonna make it." The other muffin says, "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"

nailed it!

I rather like this one better:

The Aristocrats!

I definitely get to have an opinion about a friend who would post pics on Facebook of her baby crowning in her vagina. But of course, my opinion centers around her poor social media skills, not her birth.