Tractorchick
Tractorchick
Tractorchick

So can I charge my bar tab to my health insurer as "preventative care?" Given that they cover gym membership, it only seems fair.

Or, I could skip the baking soda, put some Alfredo sauce in a small pot on another burner, and have a really good meal!

It would be the first non-human input on the whole religion thing. Wouldn't that cause all of our ethical presumptions to have to be thought about in a different light? Seems like the same as talking to aliens.

Sounds like Chuck doesn't know much about Gorillas and didn't bother to check. They do know about death and they do get sad about it. Even dogs do that and Gorillas are dramatically more human-like in every sense. Tell the Gorilla. Tell her all about it. Of course Koko has feelings. Tell her about Jesus and the

Top row, second from left. Also, all the other ones.

I wasn't sure what a culotte is but after a google search, I'm kind of into them??

Dress skinny? Face it, fellow commuters: you're lucky if I dress clean.

seriously. I was on the fence, but now I am definitely not funding APartyofOne's "Build me a Teleporter" kickstarter campaign.

Which one is Kara Brown

Damn, dude, no teleporters for you!

I've seen that video. Hot dudes, poor production value.

One of my favorite Aykroyd skits.

It's the best drink ever made!

my cöusin wænt ski ing once, she got bit by a Møøse,


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Stupid, sexy Vikings...

This is not an image I ever thought I'd have in my head, though of course it makes perfect sense. Cool discovery!

considering the vast majority of the chocolate industry is reliant on child slave labor and many of those slave children are literally (not figuratively) dying so you can have "reasonably priced" chocalate, I'd say there will never be a time when that comment is not tacky.

The more I learned about them, the more I realized I couldn't eat them anymore. Calamari just isn't the same.

They are impressive puzzle-solvers, have seemingly distinct personalities, use tools — and they are also food. Over at The New Yorker, they're taking a deep dive on whether the high (if alien) intelligence of octopuses makes their continued presence on our menus a troubling proposition.

There is zero wrong with what she is doing. I hope she shuts that whole place down with her lawsuit. What a gross amount of incompetence to screw up this badly. It has nothing to do with race and everything to do with bad business.