What part is a stereotype? Saying words with "-a" on the end of it? That's imitating an accent.

How about this one for logic: if you don't like people telling you how to live your life, don't tell other people how to live their lives.

If her house got TP'ed she'd get be the guest on every FOX show for the next two weeks, weeping about persecution of Christians to segue neatly into the War On Christmas coverage.

Get out of here with your logic and truthiness.

Is it too much to ask that she include little chocolate fetuses with her tracts? I mean, come on.

Says you. Those things are comedy gold. Plus, there's a hilarious Chick tract generator out there.

I'm sorry... your point?

I'll not be swayed from my life-long dream...

I've honestly never found a way to completely shut off my "seeing" side, though I see things less when I'm busy or stressed. When I'm home alone and I know a ghost is there, I wear my headphones to avoid being communicated with. I also avoid thinking about them, as I've found that only encourages ghostly antics.

The line "I bought the only red sportcoat in the Treasure Valley" was very well delivered.

+1 legit amazing. Best Ron impression I've ever seen, and on air as well. Perfect!

Ron gets a solid B+. Well done sir, well done.
Unfortunately everyone else was just dead weight and brought absolutely nothing to the table. A total lack of originality, lame remarks with poorly timed, awkward laughter. Shame on you. You're a terrible news team.

The part of Brick will be played by the Broncos basketball team

"You stay classy, Boise" doesn't have quite the same je ne sais quosi...but A for effort.

"I still see too many muthafuckin' snakes on this muthafuckin' plane!"~RuPaul

I don't know what I've done to deserve this.

I don't think Matt Lauer knows how to properly tuck.

Looks like a bengal to me. They're beautiful to look at but from the hours of bengal-admiring I've done, they seem a handful.

OH GOD THE CUTENESS