At least one of his followers will freak out because Girl Scout cookies turn girls into "Lebanese".

I was a Girl Scout for 12 years, and it made me nothing but a lady. This kind of lady:

Straight Women who buy and eat these cookies will turn into lesbians.

I remember back in the George W. Bush days when everyone was hating on France. A bunch of "rebels" got together somewhere, bought out a store of all its French wine, and dumped it in the street to "boycott" France.

Featuring some of your favorite flavors, including:

I agree that there is probably lots of same-gender pornography in there.

Samoas are worth it.

Actually, I'd bet dollars to Thin Mints that his browser runneth over with lesbian sex searches.

YES!!! Great plan, fundy whack-jobs! Buy the cookies, and then scribble out all the GSA references on the boxes! BRILLIANT. Buy them ALL!! Seriously.

So you wanna play with magic

Our first year in the US my parents took me to a Hell house put on by a church near our house. They thought it would be a kid friendly haunted house and that it would be something fun for our 1st American Halloween... it was not and awkward conversations with a 7 yr old ensued

Do you watch Sleepy Hollow? Great, neither do I.

You're right, but I'm having a hard time accessing my empathy in this case.

Fortunately, I do not control the universe, so my slip-up only impacts my internal world.

If this girl can get past that, she's got a bright future.

The kid in the shirt? I'm not gonna wish ill on anyone out loud.

"At a dance competition ... the t-shirt read Matt:1 Daisy: 0"

Is this really how we want our children treating one-another? Even if you assume that Daisy's entire story was a lie (I do not), she would be a very unhappy, troubled girl who needed help - not bitchy, unpleasant t-shirts.

That's one shirt I'd love to…

I grew up learning how to change a car's oil and drive a manual transmission. In the states, people look at me like I'm some kind of super hero O_O

I would be reduced to saying, "Well, isn't that all very .... interesting. If inaccurate. I don't have any questions. Let's just not speak anymore. Some interviews are best conducted in silence."

That kind of scenario is actually all too common. I've participated in many survivor's groups and have heard several versions of this: after the attack the victim is in a state of shock and the attacker directs her to act normally. It shows a chilling amount of intent. The rapist does it to prove to everyone (maybe…

They are coming. Please do not feed the trolls and drag that crap up from the grey.

"And after he was done, he made me go back out into the living room with him, and we sat and waited until Matt was done with Daisy."