Tractorchick
Tractorchick
Tractorchick

i'm always that bleeding heart hippy who plays devil's advocate in cases like this. i talk about how pedophiles are almost always molested as children or how even the most hard hearted people should be met with compassion and opportunities for redemption. i go on long rants about how destigmatizing mental illness and

Days never got shorter. Days turned into nights. Nights turned into days. The years turned into eternity."

Wait, wait. She criticized you, and then she touched you?

You just made some SyFy scriptwriter very happy.

I live in Southern Ontario and we JUST had a freak hailstorm. The hail wasn't just tennis ball-sized, it was shaped like spiders. Tarantula hail.

Speaking as a woman who has been stalked, I find this appalling. Absolutely sick to my stomach.

“He fell in love and didn’t seem to be able to get over it,” his mother said. “The girl of his dreams became a nightmare.”

I think every person who has ever voted to restrict abortion rights should be handed an unwanted child on the way out of the voting booth. Let's see how well they enjoy forced parentage.

OHHHHMMMMEEEGGGGGGGGGGAWWWWWD

Times like this are a perfect reason for learning different languages. Sometimes you really need an expanded swear vocab.

Adoption is only a REAL option if you're going to be giving up a white newborn.

Well, I'm really happy they're doing this, because I went to the clinic because I really thought I wanted at abortion, but it turned out that I just really wanted a pizza.

Make that a four hour (or longer) video.

This reminds me of the time I made a placard that said, "How many children have YOU adopted?" and stood next to the PP protestors here. They don't like it when you ask them that question.


Can we get a bill that requires men seeking viagra prescriptions to watch a 3 hour video about abstinence?

Wait- what's adoption? I've never heard of this!

All of this raises very important questions. First: Do Texas conservatives think women are stupid? That they don't know what pregnancy is? That they don't know what abortion is? That they're not aware that adoption exists? That they're too dumb to understand that while adoption is an alternative to motherhood, it is

Well I hope the NSA enjoys reading my MLP/Thundercats crossover stories!

I kind of wish I could produce an indie comedy set in the 1970s, where some character's job was "pencil artist for a publishing house" and whenever anyone walked into a room and interrupted someone else, the interrupted party would say, "sorry, just finishing these pencil drawings for Shel Silverstein/Alex

1. Maybe dowsing is just rarer than dowsers think and the dowsers tested were lousy; 2. this is me completely refusing to accept all the evidence you're discussing simply because I don't want to accept it. Logical? No. Do I at least get points for admitting that?