THANK YOU. I was sitting here thinking, "Huh. They all look like stylized ladyparts...wonder if I'm the only one thinking that...?"

Um, I'd be more than content to just snuggle with Mr. Skarsgard...takin' a pass on Prince Harry.

It would be even funnier if they tried this on a friend of mine...she's a black belt in a few of the martial disciplines. THAT would be a barrel of laughs!

They will leave only your jewelry and your teeth behind. And they might take those, too, because they're shiny.

I used to have a lampshade like this.

Uh, wait a minute- looks to me like she wasn't paying attention, but her HUSBAND took advantage of the stopped schoolbus and cut in, too- who's the REAL a-hole here?

It might be due to the fact that women weren't really embracing their Inner Bitch yet- yeah, there were feminists, but individual progress varied greatly during that era. It was smart marketing- the women are attractive, but obviously taking no shit from anybody, judging by their body language, and pretty obviously…

(Thomas Kersting, oddly enough, is introduced by Fox & Friends as a saintly, humble school counselor who spends all of his paychecks on colored pencils for apple-cheeked orphans. But according to his website—which doesn't appear to feature the words "school counselor" anywhere at all—he's a "naturally telegenic"…

Mmm. I meant, as in, EVERYONE was using her as a sex object, so it's OK. It's ugly, any way you look at it.

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I know- it's like he's saying, hell, we ALL manipulated her and used her, so it's OK. Ick.

Sure that's not just more avacado one-upsmanship? As in, "Let me just lock my avoCARdo?"

Right, right?

Challenge them. Challenge them, each as an individual, with questions like "What have you improved the most in this year (referring to sports, academic skills, etc.)?" If they're wearing something that you know how to make, such as accessories or clothing, ask 'em if they'd like to know how to MAKE that, themselves.…

No, it's just the black squirrels that do that....

Yes. Yes to everything. Except the picture above- that silhouetted lady doesn't look in the LEAST like she just had a baby!

Two things: 1. talk about your crafting supply stash, and / or 2. discuss the fantastic storage systems that you recently saw on ANY crafting site or blog. Works on my husband, but not so much that he's left. Yet.

True story: I was in a store with my oldest son, Thing One. I was shopping for shaving cream, to defeat the Yeti-like leg hair, and was checking out pricing on a particular "men's" shaving cream...Thing One innocently asked, "Mom, why are you getting Men's Brand X?" I explained that not only is the "female" version of…

*Hee hee* It could only be better if they used a whole bunch male models of various racial backgrounds!

Am I the only one who thought THIS?