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That’s the same for every sport. I honestly don’t know why they even do those post game or race interviews. It’s like they’re secretly hoping the person is going to be a dick and say that their team mates were all a bunch of twats and they won the whole thing themselves.

The cynic in me says that the idea isn’t to prevent the crime, just to punish you once you’ve committed it, there’s more money in punishment than prevention.

I kind of curious about cop cars these days. Growing up, almost all of them were visible, marked police cruisers. Very rarely did you run across an unmarked car. These days though, I rarely see marked cruisers, and I see a lot more “hidden” police cars, and aren’t just one make/model, they are all over the spectrum.

And TMZ would play the replay on a loop for a month.

Remember

It’s great to see Callaway has still got it with Corvettes. One of my all-time favorite modified C4's of my youth was the Callaway Twin Turbo Speedster in “Neutrino Green.” I still remember to this day that color name and the cut windshield.

Crashass?

Maybe I’m a soulless monster but I didn’t find any of this funny or entertaining or even mischievous.

Tavarish is going to be disappointed. This didn’t do nearly enough damage structurally to make them a good buy for the price of a Camry.

EPA: We’ll get to the lead poisoned water in Flint right after we crush these cars.

For those not familiar with F1 and Bernie’s circus... this is just the F1 Supremo’s way of applying business pressure. Never take what he says at face value.

Pretty much any Alissa Walker article that gets cross-posted to Jalopnik. Seriously, just try reading any of these articles without your blood boiling:

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an

The Jalopnik comments after Tony Stewart hit a guy on track.

There was a thread on one of the Mustang forums that started out with this:

You know crazy as it sounds you’re probably right. The W16 doesn’t sound that great at all. Just wait for the vicious comments we will get now!